Nation Bulletin

The Weebunist War Flag was displayed in Fort Hooters

Femboys no longer cuddle but go to war

By Femboy Gov
01/02/2023 11:21 am
Updated: 01/02/2023 11:22 am

  4
Share On:   

Prince Iwan of the Femboy Trade Guilds sat in his dimly lit Throne Room. There were no courting femboys, but uniformed femboys: the knights and pirates of the Femboy Trade Guilds who possessed enough money to hold a Marque or Plunder Contract.

"My Lord, we are under attack. The retainers from Weebunism have arrived with orders for our femboy armies."

Lord Iwan Astolfo stared at his femboys with disillusioned and knowing eyes: he knew what all this meant. The New Year celebrations had disappeared, now the Femboy Nation would have to answer its ancestral call: war, war, war.

"Lower the flags of the Castle," ordered Lord Iwan Astolfo, taking off his crown and picking up his sword, "it's time to fly the War Banner of Weebunism."

The court was shocked by that order - the era of peace was over.

"Femboy people. War calls. It will take courage, it will take loyalty. It will take waterproof skirts. But we will prevail, as we always have. We defeated those who hated us. We defeated those who despised us. We will prevail once again. To war, Femboys! Pay us back proud, I will be with you on the front line."

Lord Iwan Astolfo left the castle with this speech addressed to the people of the Femboy Trade Guilds. It was time to fight with courage and loyalty.

15f169ce969129657dbc3f7fd75a3724a044d9d3x219.png

Replies

Posted January 04, 2023 at 6:48 am

Because you like femboys

  1