A area of the Melon has secede from the Melon
An area has secede from The Melon to form The Democratic Republic of The Melon led by President Joe Varka, we have declared war on them to stop the spread of Democracy, and if the name "Varka" reminds you of Jim Varka then yes, Joe Varka is Jim Varka's brother. We will send our military force plus 1,000 of an unkown ally to stop the spread of democracy. Long Live Communism.
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Yup 10000 Partisans should defeat the capitalists. If not, we'll send more military
We will make sure that those filthy democratic rebels will be tortured and executed when the war is over