Republic of Peruvia gets placed on CAPSLOCKIA's nuke queue

fortegreen on the mic right now. the previous journalist has died in a missile strike. anyways, i am honoured to commentate on our nation's events for the dear leader. this is an ongoing crisis.

after the war with the warmongering nation of "CAPSLOCKIA", (a nation that expands their influence through nuclear warfare), the enemy pledged to nuke the republic of peruvia. our air force generals and the starved and undertrained spies have pledged to launch constant attacks on the nation to promote world peace. and liberate that dumpster fire of a country. we have all the resources we need to unleash hell on their country, and beware CAPSLOCKIA, this lowercase nation is coming for you.

                         start running... for your own good. and for ours. thanks. you too, kingdom of furries

also we might go for the kingdom of cats... or whatever its called. they gave our nation the first taste of uranium (and we might have preferred to receive those resources without the loss of 20000 civilians.)