Nation Bulletin

Communist Britain's new leader expresses his ideas on nuclear war.

excerpts are stupid

By Richard Ayoade
08/28/2022 05:48 pm
Updated: 08/28/2022 05:48 pm

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This quote was taken from Communist Britain's new leader's speech:

"Throughout history there has been a few apocalyptic events. The Black Plague, the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs and the time KFC ran out of chicken. In 1945 nuclear weapons were used on the cities Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The casualties were immense but if you travel to either of them cities now, they're thriving metropolis's. Evolution has progressed much more in these events than if they never happened. Nuclear war is necessary to cleanse this world and to bring a new order, where only the strong will prevail and the weak will fall into ruin. Nuclear war is inevitable and it will bring around humanity's destiny."

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Posted August 28, 2022 at 5:51 pm

If there's going to be a nuclear war... well, leave Luna out of it, because I'd say that we've been nuked enough lately.

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