Church Of Atom

Somebody told me when the bomb hits
Everybody in a 2-mile radius will be instantly sublimated
But if you lay face down on the ground for some time
Avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive
Permantly [email protected]#$ed up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted
Oh, but if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you
Is mingled and mashed with the kicked-up molecules of the enemys former body
Big-kid-tested, [email protected]#$er approved

GOVERNMENT
His Holiness, Pontifex Atomicus - James II

Primus Inter Pares- Keza Purple

Cardinals:
Cardinal Patrick Stewart
Cardinal Soxirella

Ministries
Minister of Security: Keza Purple
Minister of the Treasury: Patrick Stewart
Minister of Foreign Affairs:
Minister of Internal Affairs: Keza Purple

Deputies:
Deputy of Security:
Deputy of the Treasury: Patrick Stewart
Deputy of Foreign Affairs:
Deputy of Internal Affairs:


Acolytes:
JohnBaraboo
Patrick Stewart


Saints:
Placentica, patron saint of Neutrons
Rollo, patron saint of Electrons
Apeman, patron saint of Protons


TREATIES
Protectors of the Church:
Dark Brotherhood
Polaris
The $yndicate
Alpha