Church Of Atom

Somebody told me when the bomb hits
Everybody in a 2-mile radius will be instantly sublimated
But if you lay face down on the ground for some time
Avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive
Permantly [email protected]#$ed up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted
Oh, but if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you
Is mingled and mashed with the kicked-up molecules of the enemys former body
Big-kid-tested, [email protected]#$er approved

GOVERNMENT
His Holiness, Pontifex Atomicus - James II
High Priest:
Economic Affairs - Captain Legbeard
Internal Affairs - Cracov
Foreign Affairs - Keza Purple
Military Affairs - Johnny Costello
Alcolytes:
Economic Affairs: Foyndal
Internal Affairs: Soxirella

Saints:
Placentica, patron saint of Neutrons
Rollo, patron saint of Electrons
Apeman, patron saint of Protons


TREATIES
Protectors:
Advanced Idea Mechanics
Dark Brotherhood
Polaris
The $yndicate