Church Of Atom

Somebody told me when the bomb hits
Everybody in a 2-mile radius will be instantly sublimated
But if you lay face down on the ground for some time
Avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive
Permantly [email protected]#$ed up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted
Oh, but if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you
Is mingled and mashed with the kicked-up molecules of the enemys former body
Big-kid-tested, [email protected]#$er approved

GOVERNMENT
His Holiness, Pontifex Atomicus - James II

Cardinals:

Cardinal Kitchie, Head of State Affairs
Cardinal Johnny Costello, Head of Security
Cardinal Keza Purple, Head of the Interior
Cardinal Soxirella, Head of the Treasury

Alcolytes:
JohnBaraboo
Captain Legbeard


Saints:
Placentica, patron saint of Neutrons
Rollo, patron saint of Electrons
Apeman, patron saint of Protons


TREATIES
Protectors of the Church:
Dark Brotherhood
Polaris
The $yndicate
Nuclear Knights
Spanish Armada