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Grand Republic of Texas

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The Grand Republic of Texas is a nation led by President Doobious Maximus on the continent of North America. The Grand Republic of Texas's government is a Constitutional Republic with very liberal social policies. Economically, The Grand Republic of Texas favors right wing policies. The official currency of The Grand Republic of Texas is the GooberBill. At 22 days old, The Grand Republic of Texas is a young nation. The Grand Republic of Texas has a population of 886,487 and a land area of 7,500.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 118.20. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is at an all-time high with an approval rating of 100%.

Founded - April 3rd, 2112

Significant Events:

On May 19th, 2112, The Grand Republic of Texas would join the great alliance of Leviathan, becoming it's 59th member (At the time of this being recorded by our great scribes and archivist). Hoping to forge strong connections, ensuring a prosperous and mighty Texas.

On June 5th, 2112, President Doobious Maximus would create the Lone Star Informant, a state sanctioned journalist company. In order to give the people a totally non twisted view of the happenings of their nation.

On June 7th, 2112, The GooberBill (Goober Bill) was instituted in The Grand Republic Of Texas.

On June 8th, 2112, A new national flag was flown over The Great Palace of Jane.

On July 2nd, 2112, The Grand Republic of Texas declared it's first war to ensure the continued growth of The Republic.

On July 26th, 2112 The Grand Republic of Texas ended it's first war in it's first victory.

National Holidays:

April 3rd - Founding Day

April 20th - The Day of Jane

July 3rd - Victorious Remembrance Day

July 26th - Victory For The Republic Day

Age:

Orbis - 6 Months

IRL - 3 Weeks

F**K YOU DAN PATRICK YOU CANNISUCKMYNUTS

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National Factbook
Flag: National Flag
Nation Name: Grand Republic of Texas
Leader Name: Doobious Maximus
Currency: Currency Image
GooberBill
National Animal: National Animal Image
Jackalope
History: On April 3rd 2112, Our great President Doobious Maximus, decided to found the Grand Republic of Texas out of simple stoner boredom. No fanciful military coup, or political uprising. Just found some unclaimed land and said, yeah here's good. Seriously.
Geography
Continent: North America
Land Area: 12,070.05 sq. km
Terrain: Swampy with forests and plains.
Highest Peak: Mt. Doobious, 69 meters
Lowest Valley: Your Mom's Canyon, -420 meters
Climate: Humid and Hot, unless it's winter then sometimes you get deadly cold. If you're unlucky enough.
People & Society
Population: 886,487 people
Demonym: Texan
Demonym Plural: Texans
Ethnic Groups: Human - 99.9%
Neanderthal - 0.1%
Martian - 0.0%
Languages: English - 64.9%
Spanish - 28.8%
Martian - 6.3%
Religions: The Way of Jane - 69.0%
Gooberism - 18.0%
Glooberism - 13.0%
Health
Life Expectancy: 69 years
Obesity: 22.4%
Alcohol Users: 81.7%
Tobacco Users: 34.1%
Cannabis Users: 69.9%
Hard Drug Users: 8.5%
Economy
Description: This nation values the economic polices of common sense, none of that vile communistic stuff.
Average Yearly Income: $325.69
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): $1,129,441,988.00
GDP per Capita: $1,274.06
Gross National Income (GNI): $635,364,990.00
Industries: Right now this nation has three major industries. The prevalent business of not giving a F**k, the amazing trade of Hemp growing, and The Grand Iron Mining Company (GIC).
Military
History: The Grand Army of The Republic Of Texas was created on the 11th of April 2112. By decree of President Maximus in a statement "We shall forge a great army to protect the great Texans of Texas. Although a mere 500 troops are in our ranks now, one day we shall have many great engines of war."
Soldiers: 60,000
Tanks: 5,000
Aircraft: 300
Ships: 60
Missiles: 0
Nuclear Weapons: 0
Last Updated: 05/28/2025 08:45 pm