If you’ve found yourself on the business end of the Swordland Military. PM and offer peace.

Now that business is done… welcome to Swordland.

Kaos’ Quotation Book:

“Wit beyond measure, is man’s greatest treasure.”

“It is not a matter of what is true that counts, but a matter of what is perceived to be true.“ 

“The task of the leader is to get his people from where they are, to where they have not been.“ - Henry Kissinger

“We used to look up in the sky and wonder at our place in the stars; now, we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.” - Interstellar

“Everything is negotiable.” Kaos’ Energy Trading Professor

“You don’t !@#$ where you eat. And you especially don’t !@#$ where *I* eat.” - Tony Soprano

“If you shoot at the king, you best not miss."

“I will be starting my own agency. Two very important goals will apply. To make everyone, who is one, from the ground floor, rich! And to burn this mother******* place to the ground.” - Ari Gold

““I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure” - Clarence Darrow

“Two tigers cannot live on one mountaintop.” - Chinese Proverb

“Those who want respect, give respect.” - Tony Soprano

“God has a special providence for fools, drunkards, and the United States of America.” - Otto Von Bismarck

“Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don’t expect it from cheap people.” - Warren Buffett

"When the Wall Street Journal article came out saying I was profane, my dear old mother called me to ask me if it was true. ‘Ma,’ I said, ‘!@#$ ‘em!’" - Michael Bloomberg

Mike Bloomberg On Salesmanship “Make the customer the customer think he’s getting laid when he’s getting !@#$.”

"Everyone I know who is successful loves what they do. The question is: are they successful because they love what they do, or do they love what they do because they are successful? I don’t know. I suspect it’s a combination of both." - Michael Bloomberg

"When I was growing up in Boston we always used sterling silver at all our meals. All my friends' mothers used stainless steel flatware. We weren't any better off than my friends' families. So I asked my mother why we did this. She told me: "Use your best for the people who matter the most." - Michael Bloomberg