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The Utopian Herd of Goatopia is a nation led by Herd Leader Caprae on the continent of Africa. The Utopian Herd of Goatopia's government is a Anarchy with very anarchist social policies. Economically, The Utopian Herd of Goatopia favors extremely left wing policies. The official currency of The Utopian Herd of Goatopia is the Acre. At 50 days old, The Utopian Herd of Goatopia is an established nation. The Utopian Herd of Goatopia has a population of 3,010,540 and a land area of 34,500.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 87.26. Pollution in the nation is noticeable. The citizens' faith in the government is at an all-time high with an approval rating of 100%.

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National Factbook
Flag: National Flag
Nation Name: Goatopia
Leader Name: Caprae
Currency: Currency Image
Acre
National Animal: National Animal Image
Brush Goat
History: Less a nation than an identity that refuses to call any one place home, the Herd of Goatopia is constantly roaming the North American continent in effort to mitigate or even undo the effects of settler-colonialism and climate change on the biome.
Geography
Continent: Africa
Land Area: 55,522.23 sq. km
Terrain: Deserts, Mountains, Forests, Rivers, Swamps, Taiga
Highest Peak: Seasonally Dependent, 6,190 meters
Lowest Valley: Seasonally Dependent, -86 meters
Climate: The climate of Goatopia ranges from the frost-free tropical of southernmost Florida peninsula to the perennial ice and snow of the northernmost islands of the Canadian Archipelago, from the raindrenched mountains of the northwest coast to the drought-ridden Sonoran Desert.
People & Society
Population: 3,010,540 people
Demonym: Herder
Demonym Plural: Herdsfolk
Ethnic Groups: Goats - 98.0%
Humans - 1.0%
Dogs - 1.0%
Languages: Goatopian - 98.0%
English - 1.0%
Dog-English - 1.0%
Religions: Rolled Oats - 98.0%
Magic The Gathering - 1.0%
Ballstick - 1.0%
Health
Life Expectancy: 72 years
Obesity: 98%
Alcohol Users: 0%
Tobacco Users: 0%
Cannabis Users: 99%
Hard Drug Users: 1%
Economy
Description: Goatopia's economy is 100% reliant on moving the herd from one place to another so that they may continue to consume all of the underbrush and invasive species prone to acting as fuel for climate change induced wildfires.
Average Yearly Income: $138.55
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): $3,614,604,807.00
GDP per Capita: $1,200.65
Gross National Income (GNI): $1,508,474,555.00
Industries: Ethical Land Management
Military
History: The armed forces of Goatopia are wholly voluntary and decentralized. The title of "Herd Leader" is less a position of authority than an expectation that they know the way to success.
Soldiers: 212,248
Tanks: 17,674
Aircraft: 1,054
Ships: 205
Missiles: 0
Nuclear Weapons: 0
Last Updated: 08/07/2024 03:51 am