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The Utopian Herd of Goatopia is a nation led by Herd Leader Caprae on the continent of Africa. The Utopian Herd of Goatopia's government is a Anarchy with very anarchist social policies. Economically, The Utopian Herd of Goatopia favors extremely left wing policies. The official currency of The Utopian Herd of Goatopia is the Acre. At 48 days old, The Utopian Herd of Goatopia is an established nation. The Utopian Herd of Goatopia has a population of 3,033,216 and a land area of 34,500.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 87.92. Pollution in the nation is noticeable. The citizens' faith in the government is at an all-time high with an approval rating of 100%.

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Est. 2109

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Basic Information
Nation Name: Goatopia VIP
Leader Name: Caprae
Nation ID: 635216
Awards:
Portrait:
Founded: 07/30/2024 (48 Days Old)
Last Activity: Active now
Discord Username:holisticlogistics
Unique ID: 3c2f045eb79359ad757db3f2b
International Relations
Alliance: Singularity Alliance Flag
Genius
Alliance Seniority:47 days
Color Trade Bloc: Singularity Owns Blue
Commendations: 17
Denouncements: 3
Nation Page Visits: 2,202
Recent Visitors: VIP Only 3 nations from 3 alliances in past 24 hours
Economic
Population: 3,033,216
Infrastructure: 25,752.50
Land Area: 34,500 sq. miles
Avg Pop Density: 87.92 people/sq. mi
GDP: $3,664,847,999.00
GDP per Capita: $1,208.24
GNI: $1,472,271,300.00
Economic Policies: Extreme Left
Currency: Currency Image Acre
Domestic
Government Type: Anarchy Govt Icon
Domestic Policy: Imperialism Imperialism Icon
Social Policies: Anarchist
State Religion: Magic the Gathering Magic the Gathering
National Animal: National Animal ImageBrush Goat
Approval Rating: 100% (246.67)
Pollution Index: 647 points
Radiation Index: 798.58 R (Global: 751.18 R)
OBL Team: Crabs
Military
Nation Rank: #2,576 of 11,859 Nations (21.72%)
Nation Score: More Information 3,392.56
War Policy: Help Pirate Pirate Icon
Soldiers:
Casualties:
Killed:		 225,000
989,221
2,510,810
Tanks:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 19,250
51,244
96,329
Aircraft:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 1,125
1,463
6,239
Ships:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 210
124
507
Spies:
Lost:
Captured:		 60
Unknown
Unknown
Missiles:
Launched:
Eaten:		 0
0
31
Nuclear Weapons:
Launched:
Eaten:		 0
0
3
Nation Stats
Infrastructure Destroyed: 38,238.46
Infrastructure Lost: 9,034.00
Money Looted: $674,638,927.54
Wars Won: 91
Wars Lost: 0
Bounties

There are no posted bounties on this nation.

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16 Cities [M]
Nation Activity
09/16 12:34 pm - Goatopia declared war on Angland for the reason of "A significant shortfall of gravitas.".
09/15 08:16 pm - Goatopia declared war on Sea Shep for the reason of "Not enough gravitas.".
09/15 05:48 pm - Goatopia declared war on Menland for the reason of "Welcome to the 'hood, cuz".
09/15 10:23 am - Goatopia declared war on Amakusa Authority for the reason of "Dumpster Diving".
09/15 02:25 am - Goatopia declared war on Xeria for the reason of "Hungry for apples?".
09/14 09:55 am - Goatopia declared war on Trevestein for the reason of "Have you heard about the frog that double parked in the city?".
09/14 02:34 am - Goatopia had war declared by Aktau for the reason of "Our spies found out you prefer pineapple on pizza. This is unacceptable.".
09/13 11:43 pm - Goatopia founded a new city, Petrolia.
09/13 11:42 pm - Goatopia founded a new city, Pecwan.
09/13 11:41 pm - Goatopia founded a new city, Mad River.
09/13 11:41 pm - Goatopia founded a new city, Redway.
09/13 11:40 pm - Goatopia founded a new city, Ferndale.
09/13 11:05 pm - Goatopia declared war on Gerbustzakstan for the reason of "Like, what IS reality, man".
09/13 04:46 pm - Goatopia declared war on Salem for the reason of "I think I left my wallet here...".
09/13 04:50 am - Goatopia declared war on Kazia for the reason of "Second Breakfast".
09/13 01:27 am - Goatopia declared war on ManBuster for the reason of "Second Breakfast".
09/12 10:07 pm - Goatopia had war declared by Successful Russian Empire for the reason of "War baby!".
09/12 08:12 pm - Goatopia has publicly commended the nation of Custerland led by H2o.
09/12 08:11 pm - H2o of Custerland has publicly commended the nation of Goatopia.
09/12 05:52 pm - Caprae built a new project: Uranium Enrichment Program
09/12 08:44 am - Goatopia declared war on Argentina de Mile for the reason of "Rent's due, pay up.".
09/11 08:09 pm - Goatopia declared war on Ponyreich for the reason of "🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐".
09/11 04:11 pm - Goatopia has publicly denounced the nation of Northern Korea led by Kim Jong Uno.
09/11 03:25 pm - Kim Jong Uno of Northern Korea has publicly denounced the nation of Goatopia.
09/11 02:48 pm - Goatopia declared war on Aesterlin for the reason of "*conga announcer voice*: "How LOW can they GO!?"".
09/11 02:03 am - Goatopia declared war on Phyrexia for the reason of "*drags out the gUwUtine into the midst of a mob of unwashed peasants*".
09/11 12:59 am - Goatopia declared war on Allan Empire for the reason of "Open the door it's real".
09/10 09:26 pm - Nukey of Nukeya has publicly commended the nation of Goatopia.
09/10 02:52 am - Goatopia declared war on Soupland for the reason of "Look out, here he comes! It's Caprae, the Gunboat Diplomat!".
09/09 06:07 pm - Goatopia declared war on Akanda Bharat for the reason of "🐐🐐🐐".
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6 National Projects
Activity Center
Activity Center increases the daily login bonus for nations with 20 or fewer cities.
Intelligence Agency
Intelligence Agency is a national project that allows you to do two espionage operations per day instead of one and train up to 60 spies.
Propaganda Bureau
Propaganda Bureau is a national project that increases your military unit recruitment rate.
Research and Development Center
Research and Development Center increases the nation's National Project slots by 2.
Uranium Enrichment Program
Uranium Enrichment Program is a national project that doubles Uranium production in your nation.
Urban Planning
Urban Planning is a national project that reduces the cost of new cities by $50,000,000.