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The decrepit land of ethiopia Ethiopia_ is a nation led by The Least Starved Joe Rogan on the continent of Africa. The decrepit land of ethiopia Ethiopia_'s government is a Banana Republic with very moderate social policies. Economically, The decrepit land of ethiopia Ethiopia_ favors moderate policies. The official currency of The decrepit land of ethiopia Ethiopia_ is the Bus Tokens. At 336 days old, The decrepit land of ethiopia Ethiopia_ is an old nation. The decrepit land of ethiopia Ethiopia_ has a population of 3,713,814 and a land area of 31,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 119.80. Pollution in the nation is a disaster. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

This is legit just Ethiopia but with a better military 

Basic Information
Nation Name: Ethiopia_
Leader Name: Joe Rogan
Nation ID: 607392
Awards:
Founded: 03/22/2024 (336 Days Old)
Last Activity: Last active on 02/10/2025
Discord Username:pappybarnacle
Unique ID: 955f296b1498e7f07c749dc85
International Relations
Alliance: Vibe Reborn Alliance Flag
Leader
Alliance Seniority:330 days
Color Trade Bloc: The Beige Protection Bloc
Beige Turns Left: 52 (4.3 days)
Commendations: 7
Denouncements: 1
Nation Page Visits: 1,519
Economic
Population: 3,713,814
Infrastructure: 33,592.32
Land Area: 31,000 sq. miles
Avg Pop Density: 119.80 people/sq. mi
GDP: $4,208,526,809.00
GDP per Capita: $1,133.21
GNI: $1,837,761,130.00
Economic Policies: Moderate
Currency: Currency Image Bus Tokens
Domestic
Government Type: Banana Republic Govt Icon
Domestic Policy: Imperialism Imperialism Icon
Social Policies: Moderate
State Religion: Epsteanity Epsteanity
National Animal: National Animal ImageGorilla
Approval Rating: 0% (-954.26)
Pollution Index: 5,605 points
Radiation Index: 849.11 R (Global: 777.92 R)
OBL Team: Ethiopia based balle
Military
Nation Rank: #2,872 of 11,230 Nations (25.57%)
Nation Score: More Information 2,829.81
War Policy: Help Fortress Fortress Icon
Soldiers:
Casualties:
Killed:		 0
1,323,419
1,001,142
Tanks:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 0
17,303
41,323
Aircraft:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 0
3,748
1,656
Ships:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 0
1
141
Spies:
Lost:
Captured:		 18
Unknown
Unknown
Missiles:
Launched:
Eaten:		 0
0
0
Nuclear Weapons:
Launched:
Eaten:		 0
0
1
Nation Stats
Infrastructure Destroyed: 4,196.28
Infrastructure Lost: 13,929.00
Money Looted: $18,123,976.21
Wars Won: 2
Wars Lost: 25
Bounties

There are no posted bounties on this nation.

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Nation Activity
02/18 02:07 am - Ethiopia_ had war declared by Blackforge for the reason of "Your flag is cute, but mine's better. Let's settle this in a totally extra way.".
02/18 01:19 am - Ethiopia_ had war declared by Greatest Israel for the reason of "This, is, SPARTA!".
02/18 01:17 am - Ethiopia_ had war declared by Religious Society of Friends for the reason of "Joe Rogan. Really?".
02/13 11:12 pm - Jeff17 changed the alliance position of Joe Rogan from Leader to Leader.
02/13 11:10 pm - Jeff17 changed the alliance position of Joe Rogan from Heir to Leader.
02/10 02:02 am - Ethiopia_ had war declared by INDIAA for the reason of "Your nation has too many goats. We demand balance in the universe.".
02/10 01:19 am - Ethiopia_ had war declared by Sakiland for the reason of "Your navy looks cooler than ours, and we just can't let that slide.".
02/10 12:27 am - Ethiopia_ had war declared by North Siberia for the reason of "I will take your loot!".
02/05 10:25 am - Ethiopia_ had war declared by North Siberia for the reason of "Back for round two, this one will be profitable!".
02/03 09:59 pm - Ethiopia_ had war declared by British Empire for the reason of "Your actions are illogical. War is the only reasonable response.".
01/30 05:51 pm - Ethiopia_ had war declared by Marinonia for the reason of "OMG, your country is like, sooo basic. Time for a glow-up, war style.".
01/28 01:17 pm - Ethiopia_ had war declared by North Siberia for the reason of "Inactive Raid. DM for Peace.".
01/22 04:38 am - Ethiopia_ changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to White.
01/22 04:37 am - Ethiopia_ had war declared by INDIAA for the reason of "Inactive, DM for peace.".
01/21 08:21 am - OwO of UwU Empire has publicly denounced the nation of Ethiopia_.
01/15 06:52 am - Ethiopia_ had war declared by Cuvaitum for the reason of "Our astrologers said your moon phase is messing up our vibes.".
01/05 05:24 pm - Ethiopia_ changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to White.
01/05 04:13 pm - Ethiopia_ had war declared by Germania137 for the reason of "A not-so-general dispute".
01/05 02:09 am - Ethiopia_ had war declared by North Siberia for the reason of "I will take your loot!".
12/31 06:58 pm - Ethiopia_ had war declared by Hussaria for the reason of "Error detected: Your nation must be eliminated. Initiating war sequence.".
12/31 06:16 pm - Ethiopia_ had war declared by Cherithim for the reason of "War is inevitable.".
12/29 02:14 am - Ethiopia_ had war declared by Xynaros for the reason of "Inactive Raid, dm for peace".
12/20 03:21 pm - Huey Freeman of United African Nation has publicly commended the nation of Ethiopia_.
12/20 03:13 pm - Ethiopia_ had war declared by Neo-Serbian Imperium for the reason of "Your state exploits resources unsustainably. We intervene to protect the planet.".
12/20 01:58 pm - Ethiopia_ had war declared by Hussaria for the reason of "You've been very unfair, very bad. War is coming, and it's going to be tremendous.".
12/20 01:42 pm - Ethiopia_ had war declared by Treasure Island for the reason of "You've been very unfair, very bad. War is coming, and it's going to be tremendous.".
12/14 07:55 am - Ethiopia_ had war declared by pqnismos for the reason of "The 1% in your nation controls too much wealth. We are going to war for the 99%.".
12/13 09:53 pm - Ethiopia_ had war declared by Cherithim for the reason of "Your memes are outdated. Prepare for battle.".
12/07 04:47 am - Ethiopia_ had war declared by Purple death for the reason of "I am the LAW!".
12/06 04:43 pm - Ethiopia_ changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to Yellow.
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4 National Projects
Activity Center
Activity Center increases the daily login bonus for nations with 20 or fewer cities.
Advanced Urban Planning
Advanced Urban Planning is a national project that reduces the cost of new cities by $100,000,000.
Emergency Gasoline Reserve
Emergency Gasoline Reserve is a national project that boosts Oil Refineries' production by 100% nationwide.
Urban Planning
Urban Planning is a national project that reduces the cost of new cities by $50,000,000.