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Krakedenstan is a nation led by The Great Supplier Dokei The Conqueror on the continent of North America. Krakedenstan's government is a Communist Theocracy with very conservative social policies. Economically, Krakedenstan favors extremely left wing policies. The official currency of Krakedenstan is the Real. At 247 days old, Krakedenstan is an old nation. Krakedenstan has a population of 1,369,859 and a land area of 11,835.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 115.75. Pollution in the nation is everywhere. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

Krakedenstan is the horde of all the crackheads that have nowhere to go, to live and to do drugs in peace. The police ignores all drug laws, except cannabis. As long as the people are united, the great supplier returns every day with more drugs for the masses to keep the people satisfied.

The Great Supplier, Dokei the Conqueror kind of runs this horde like a civilisation. He gives purpose to the people so he can lead the greater good for the "nation."
Krakedenstan's military is made up of people who overdose frequently and go crazy, running rabid and causing havoc like zombies from Left 4 Dead 2.

Our military motto:
"One man on an overdose is weak, but 1000 is unstoppable."
Our military dream:
"A million crackheads, with one-man tanks blasting months worth of coke at enemies and an airforce that drops bombs of heroine on the gronks who dare oppose our beautiful people, cities and civilisation.

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Flag: National Flag
Nation Name: Krakedenstan
Leader Name: Dokei The Conqueror
Currency: Currency Image
Real
National Animal: National Animal Image
Cat
History: In around 1855, the Cocoa plant was synthesised into cocaine, but wouldn't be recognised as harmful until 1880. In 1881, Krakedenstan was established as the horde of outcasts among the nations of the time. Though being part of the British Empire as first horde rose in Canada, the rising of the second horde in Germany would later encourage a nationwide move.
Crackheads gained this name through the big stashes of marijuana and coke through their noses to get past prison security in 1880.
Even as a young unrecognised nation, the Crackheads found piles and piles of coal through their mining skill.
Krakedenstan did participate in World War 1, though in small amounts given the tiny economy. They gave troops to the British and were treated as one.
The government of Krakedenstan decided against joining the league of nations because "Restrictions on products may come into place and force us to be a puppet of Denmark."
In 1940, during the Third Reich's invasion of Denmark, the Crackheads were discriminated against and treated as if they were jews because of the pale side effect of some drugs.
Dokei, The Great Supplier, lived through these years as a hermit and only coming when people needed him and his super stash of every drug in the world.
As a socialist nation, when the Soviet Union collapsed, so did the economy of Krakedenstan.
Krakedenstan was a major supplier of coal to the Soviet Union despite it's size and capability.
In 2018, a broken arrow landed in Krakedenstan, destroying its old architecture and monuments.
During 2019-2050, Dokei led the nation. He separated the nation into three, reformed the economics and gave plans to industrialise. In 2050, he couldn't industrialise because the nation wanted to be whole again, thus Dokei resigned and became a hermit once more.
Knowing the terrors of civil war, Dokei resigned happily. NO civil war would be more terrifying than one with crackheads vs crackheads.
Toward the 2060s, Krakedenstan was run as an anarchy, thus destroying what Dokei had built, and wreaking havoc across the country.
In 2062, Dokei put a government in place to stop the anarchy and give peace to the land.
Infrastructure, wasn't able to be built for the next few years because the construction workers were anarchists. A few minor difficulties (a construction company was purged) and the builders were back with the government.
In 2076, the opposition government gathered an army of their own and declared civil war. Luckily, there was no territory out side the capital city they owned. So they capitulated.
2080 was the year the nation started industrialising. The pollution was crazy and they demolished the factories by 2090.
In 2097, the government was purged as there had been no other government since they have been reinstated. The revolutionaries rewrote the constitution, but during the purge, a bomb detonated in the capital. It was massive and took the people by surprise. The constitution promised a socialist democracy and by 2098, Dokei had been put back in charge of the country to rebuild it.
In the days leading to Crackmas (krakedenstan's christmas), 2099, the government had been abolished. They did nothing but waste government funds on things that weren't important. These politicians have been exiled in favor of a new dictatorship. Don't worry, Dokei doesn't want to know what happens your bed with your partner. It's not authoritarianism.
Geography
Continent: North America
Land Area: 19,046.54 sq. km
Terrain: The land of Krakedenstan is mainly flat forests with a few mountains here and there, and rich with valleys.
Highest Peak: Mt. Blackton, 7,251 meters
Lowest Valley: Amphetamine Valley, -188 meters
Climate: Krakedenstan is very mild in terms of temperature. They have cold winters and hot summers.
People & Society
Population: 1,369,859 people
Demonym: Crackhead
Demonym Plural: Crackheads
Ethnic Groups: Crackhead - 82.1%
Danish - 13.4%
Canadian - 5.5%
Languages: English - 90.0%
Danish - 10.0%
Religions: Cracktion - 98.7%
Scientology - 1.3%
Health
Life Expectancy: 49 years
Obesity: 0%
Alcohol Users: 100%
Tobacco Users: 100%
Cannabis Users: 100%
Hard Drug Users: 100%
Economy
Description: Krakedenstan is a very communist economy. The government earns money by trading coal, and taking minimal taxes from citizens.
Average Yearly Income: $121.73
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): $1,686,513,826.00
GDP per Capita: $1,231.16
Gross National Income (GNI): $1,207,976,625.00
Industries: Coal is a massive industry in Krakedenstan. Iron and Grocery are super far away in terms money but still earn some.
Military
History: The military was established in 1881 following the nations creation, though not having much funding until the present.
Soldiers: 0
Tanks: 0
Aircraft: 0
Ships: 22
Missiles: 0
Nuclear Weapons: 0
Last Updated: 05/10/2024 09:47 am