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The Howling Abyss of the Pokerface is a nation led by Derperor Derp Derp on the continent of Africa. The Howling Abyss of the Pokerface's government is a Absolute Monarchy with very fascist social policies. Economically, The Howling Abyss of the Pokerface favors extremely right wing policies. The official currency of The Howling Abyss of the Pokerface is the Blood. At 2,850 days old, The Howling Abyss of the Pokerface is an ancient nation. The Howling Abyss of the Pokerface has a population of 6,273,590 and a land area of 72,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 87.13. Pollution in the nation is a disaster. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

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National Factbook
Flag: National Flag
Nation Name: Pokerface
Leader Name: Derp Derp
Currency: Currency Image
Blood
National Animal: National Animal Image
Bald eagle
History: Baguette with spilled teriyaki sauce.
Geography
Continent: Africa
Land Area: 115,872.48 sq. km
Terrain: Did you know that just like a pokerface, earth-chan is flat as well?
Highest Peak: Mt. Randomnessburg, -420 meters
Lowest Valley: Yee Valley, 69 meters
Climate: It's around 18°C all year round.

But if temperatures suddenly spike it's not like anybody will start collapsing when it rises by 6°C.
People & Society
Population: 6,273,590 people
Demonym: Pokerfacian
Demonym Plural: Pokerfacians
Ethnic Groups: Pokerfacian - 101.0%
Derpinean - 1.2%
Lolholmian - 99.0%
Languages: Derpinean - -107.0%
Donkey Noises - 388.0%
Others - 2.0%
Religions: Ayytheism - 100.0%
Randomness - 0.0%
Qwerty - 0.0%
Health
Life Expectancy: 96 years
Obesity: 3.2%
Alcohol Users: 47.6%
Tobacco Users: 9%
Cannabis Users: 420%
Hard Drug Users: 21%
Economy
Description: The only legal tender in this country is the blood of your first newborn. Hence, cash money is regularly in short supply and prices are measured in milli-kilometers per cubic lumen per watt, second squared.

Currency denominations and exchange value (USD/kg3 m7 s7 cd-3 sr-3):
AB+: 22
A+: 38
B+: 36
O+: 61
AB-: 28
A-: 39
B-: 41
O-: 90

Money is stored in 8 different vials in a blood bag. A pocket needle is provided by the government to use for heroin- i mean exchanging blood money between two consenting parties. Rates between 2 different blood type denominations can vary throughout the day and so the mental maths that your teacher taught/will teach you will become useful in calculating the bat guano that comes from living here.

Idk go check out our tourism industry in the military section.
Average Yearly Income: $996.75
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): $5,265,043,851.00
GDP per Capita: $839.24
Gross National Income (GNI): $1,996,140,470.00
Industries: Mirror-polished Japanese Aluminium Foil Ball

High Octane Petroleum made exclusively from our Sweet, Light Crude Oils

Great Leap Forward Steel no blood involved

Churn Obel Uranium
Military
History: Under the leadership of Derperor Derp Derp, the Pokerfacium Tourism Holdings Inc. is offering its services in the following areas:

Safaris: Contact General Randomness for Randomnessburg Safari Tours. Get a great view as we hunt down unsuspecting enemy troops who were unlucky enough to trundle into our game range.* Terms and conditions apply.

The Derpinean Airlines: Are you used to delayed flights with terrible food and rude crew members? Well The Derpinean Airlines is perfect for you! We offer cheap budget flights all over Orbis and as a complementary gift, serve you our national dish: Rat Atouille. [Could not find image] We promise to get you to your destination on time with no hiccups along the way unless you're lucky enough to get an adventurous pilot who takes you on a journey into enemy airspace. No refunds will be made. Get travel insurance. *wink*

Lolholmian Cruises: SPECIAL OFFER!!! Our stocks are now selling at half of their usual value. Don't ask us why. Just buy it. ;)

*Our recent restructuring efforts mean that we now only rent out safari trucks for tourists to use in our polluted natural parks.

Allies can now purchase a personal nuclear weapon for 1 credit each. They are allowed to name the nuke anything they want and get a special nuclear badge in their nation description section.
Soldiers: 354,000
Tanks: 30,000
Aircraft: 1,800
Ships: 360
Missiles: 0
Nuclear Weapons: 2
Last Updated: 07/07/2020 02:19 pm