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The Mythical Echelon of Ginger Shangri-La is a nation led by High Warlord Aziz Rashid on the continent of North America. The Mythical Echelon of Ginger Shangri-La's government is a Dictatorship with very liberal social policies. Economically, The Mythical Echelon of Ginger Shangri-La favors left wing policies. The official currency of The Mythical Echelon of Ginger Shangri-La is the Souls. At 457 days old, The Mythical Echelon of Ginger Shangri-La is an ancient nation. The Mythical Echelon of Ginger Shangri-La has a population of 1,316,195 and a land area of 9,750.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 134.99. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

HAIL SITHIS!

Ginger Shangri-La has been formed by disgruntled Gingers Worldwide.

 All gingers are our citizens. 

All citizens Honor the Dark Brotherhood and Hail Sithis. 

We come from the void. Without souls you can send us not to heaven nor to hell. 
Your souls are ours for the taking because as Gingers we do not possess our own. 
In ancient tymes or currency was Freckles and before that the screams of our foes. 
GINGERS are the worlds largest minority at just 2% Of the population. We do this so as to never over cull the herd (humans). 
Gingers can be from ANY ETHNICITY and produce our own vitamin D which is the reason we do not NEED the sun as humans do and some of us downright hate it.

 We are a peaceful people. Isolating much from the world as we are not of it. 

The word Ginger is just another REALLY Racist word with a couple letters switched around and that is how the world treats us. 

The Red Headed Stepchildren our baseball team consists of criminals we have forced to play baseball by threatining to harm thier familys if they dont because our nation is amused greatly by Watching hard men and women play one of the stupidist games in the entire world.

We are pushing very hard for a league of THE dumbest thing in human creation that homo sapiens call football. Well the Americans call it football and the world calls “American Football” and us Gingers call “Idiot Hillbilly Oval” or “Dumb Dumb ball” and in some regions “mens group shower” however no one seems interested in wasting billions of dollars to watch grown men play stupid games in tight pants instead of using that money towards ANYTHING else. Wed rather pay to eat Glass and get cooked alive.

BEHOLD GINGER SHANGRI-LA where Whores get low income housing loans and every city block still got Big Mommas on the porch ready n willin to check you so come correct!!

Screw Jurrasic park!

WELCOME!! 

2 Ginger Shangri-La!!! 
*located in the Adirondak Himalayan mountians*

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Flag: National Flag
Nation Name: Ginger Shangri-La
Leader Name: Aziz Rashid
Currency: Currency Image
Souls
National Animal: National Animal Image
Arctic Chipmunk
History: Herstory of Ginger Shangri-La/ Mythical Shangri-La.

Formed some time in the winter of 5451bce Ginger Shangri-La has remained hidden from the world and wrote of as a Myth untill very Recently. We have come yo the conclusion that unveiling ourselves will not harm us in sny way due to the fact that our nation resides within a mountian range nigh impossible to find and intertwined with another dimension. Due to the mystical and mythical nature of Ginja Shangri-La many of Earths history books and legends cite or mention Shangri-La WITHOUT the prefix Ginja or Ginger simply because intill the year 512bc Gingers had yet to discover and lay claim to Mythical Shangri-La.
Stories within the nation tell of the Founders whom remain unofficially nameless due to the cold hard facts being lost over tyme. HOWEVER we DO know the nick names the founders used because etched and chiseled into The Great Bell* and MANY hundreds of other rocks boulders and structures are the names Whorelord and Gingielocks or on some Bitch Cutter and Warlord. On The Great Bell itself if one looks to the easily one can find the words ((“”Here-in thee Cutter of Bitches and Ye Ole Whore of Lords have carved our names upon this Great Bell and our destiny into the very earth and hereby Declare Mythical Shangri-La claimed by All those with Hair of Blood color and Rebrand it henceforth The nation of Ginger Shangri-La and forever shall she with the massive ringing Bells, gravity thwarting and dimension altering phenomenon belong to Us with the crotches of Fire! Also ….. we Did it RIGHT HERE!””)) It is from this message and many others like it that we derive and trace our history.

It is said that if ever she were to be conquered or Ripped from the ownership of Gingers that five things must be done and come to pass before the land itself recognizes and accepts another people. Legends say First. The Great Bell which floats in the very center of G.S.L and slowly spins to the right must be stopped and set to spinning the opposite direction supposedly bringing the Lesser Bells hidden thoughout to a screaching instead of Soothing ring supposedly protesting the attempt or action of Ringing The Great Bell which in essence signals an invasion and itself warn all G.S.L that the first of five steps have been taken which if completed will see the entire nation lost to the Gingers.

The second prophesied step is to then spill the blood of a people about the four Highest Peaks. Basically the would be usurpers or conquerors must bleed themselves into the land becoming as much a part G.S.L as are the trees, rivers, and rocks.

Thirdly whomever desires to wrest Ginger Shangri-La from Gingers reverting it to its ancient state of Shangri-La must decipher the ancient script carved into the mountainsides of the same Four Highest peaks spoken of in step two the details of which are elusive and hidden to those whose very blood isnt flowing through the mystical region. However we do know that step three includes four (tests) derived from the four ancient carved texts called the Trial if the Elephant, the Trial of the Tiger, the Trail of the trash panda and lastly the Trial of the Land. Only one who has completed step one and two will understand the details of said trial… OR SO ITS SAID AND BELIEVED BY EVERY GINGER TO BE THE TRUTH.

The FOURTH step detailed by the same inscription all the steps come from states “”Second to last if thou must take me and hast people whom are displaced wishing to make this land thier own must Enter the Great Bell wherein thier soul will be trapped and held untill they can emerge out of the Great Bell Holding in thier hand The Blackness taken from ones own heart which ALL mortal men are born with. {some theorize that Gingielocks and Whorelord passed this step instantly without having to enter the Great Bell (presumably a portal between dimensions) because as Gingers they are not born with Darkness in thier hearts also Gingers Have no soul thierfore nothing for the Great Bells mechanism to trap and hold prisoner.}

The last of steps is step FIVE said to be impossible to anyone whom carries only themselves and without a people depending on them and tied to their same destiny. Only one carrying the wieght of a thousands lives upon his shoulders can ever hope to make it to discover and complete Step number FIVE the details and requirements of which none on this earth are aware of.
The last action to be taken if one aims to claim Ginger Shangri-La as thier own according to legend and ancient text will be given to the peoples champion at that very second before emerging from the Great Bell in step Four. The ONLY detail of which comes from one line in the Shang text goes as follows…

(“”Having completed the necessary steps in making the land a haven for thy people will be instant and different depending on the man or woman involved. Know only this step 5 will be the hardest and will last a thousand years without Chopsticks the would be champion will have NO hope. Shangri-La Belongs to the commonfolk after itself. So it was written. So it will be. Look towrds th—- [the last sentence was chiseled out and covered with the carved message “”Gingers 4 Ever!!””}

That is a brief summary on the true method of TAKING the mythical Shangri-La from The fire haired. Six times since its founding or claiming armys from without have marched on and hopelessly invaded G.S.L. Six times Entire Nations of men have marched on our homeland six times Men of Earth presumed to take our motherland away from us.
Only Two of the six ever even stepped foot upon our land and of those two only one is their fate known. The asiatic people from modern day india and russia crossed our boarders in year 227 and The GSL army marched to meet them on the fringe where our jungle gives way to endless sand. But the army of countless Invaders whom our scouts and birds had seen set up battlements and tents and trenches only a week before had, by the time the ginger army arrived, completely vanished or so it seems. To this day the fate of the red deer people remains a mystery….

Like so many other odd and inexplainable happinings within the boarders of Ginger Shangri-La.
Geography
Continent: North America
Land Area: 15,691.07 sq. km
Terrain: Harsh and brutal cold. The average snowfall here is 23 inches.
A day.
Some unkown phenomena keeps the snow from ever reaching over four feet in height and miraculously does not freeze the Native People Feeling cold only to outsiders.
Highest Peak: Mt Kush, 15,115 meters
Lowest Valley: Chipmunk Vale, -151 meters
Climate: Very very very very beyond freezing cold. Do not visit unless you are aclimitized to low oxygen freezers like… mars.
Beautiful summers in which snow falls non stop still but NONE sticks to the ground.
People & Society
Population: 1,316,195 people
Demonym: Ginger
Demonym Plural: Gingers
Ethnic Groups: Ginger - 90.0%
Innuit - 5.0%
African American - 5.0%
Languages: Voidspeak - 98.0%
Chipmunk - 100.0%
Violence - 100.0%
Religions: Islam - 45.0%
Love - 100.0%
Cult of la santa muerte - 30.0%
Health
Life Expectancy: 5000 years
Obesity: 2%
Alcohol Users: 99.9%
Tobacco Users: 50%
Cannabis Users: 80%
Hard Drug Users: 85%
Economy
Description: No one in Ginger Shangri-La cares about paper with dead slave masters on it. We deal in souls. The majority of our exported goods consist of Arctic Chipmunk Pelts and Braided Ginger Hair used for curing many ailments. There is no poverty in the nation due to Gingers Caring nothing for material possessions and surviving off Souls.
Average Yearly Income: $116.00
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): $594,136,308.00
GDP per Capita: $451.40
Gross National Income (GNI): $-52,059,950.00
Industries: We export inhuman amounts of arctic chipmunk coats. Every gingri-lahin (Jinjj-ree Lah-In) produces either Peanut Butter/Weed/Coca or all three.
We also buy slaves and free them through various obviously covert operations.
Military
History: We will not sprak of such things let us both pray you never have to find out.
We do have an Infinite number of Arctic Chipmunks trained in Warfare, Explosives and Seduction at our disposal.
Soldiers: 98,881
Tanks: 8,496
Aircraft: 525
Ships: 95
Missiles: 0
Nuclear Weapons: 0
Last Updated: 11/11/2023 06:27 pm