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The Enigma of Squidistan is a nation led by Immortal Highness Squidward Tentacles on the continent of North America. The Enigma of Squidistan's government is a Constitutional Monarchy with very libertarian social policies. Economically, The Enigma of Squidistan favors moderate policies. The official currency of The Enigma of Squidistan is the SquidCoins. At 274 days old, The Enigma of Squidistan is an old nation. The Enigma of Squidistan has a population of 1,791,867 and a land area of 26,425.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 67.81. Pollution in the nation is noticeable. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

Welcome to Squidistan! Thanks for coming.


Most people speak Esperanto, or a dialect of English, that includes influence from Japanese, Latin, and Italian.

Or just English, most are trilingual

Plug type: M plug outlet


Drives on the left side


President: Squidward Tentacles

Minister of War: Spongebob Squarepants.

Heads of Science development: Sheldon J. Plankton (clone for Naval leadership)

Treasurer: Eugene Krabs

Secretary of State: Gary

Minister of Pushing it Somewhere Else (Travel or Moving): Patrick Star
When you're elected, you're elected for 10 year terms, and terms are unlimited
Check the Factbook for more info. 
Court is held in a jury system.
Squilliam is hated among the country and has been called enemy to the state

Notable Places: Squidtopia Museum of Art

Squidian Hieghts

Jaz Caves

Smooth Coast

National Museum of Jazz

Memed Cliffs


Sad Squid Forest

Hexagonal Office (hexagon the bestagon)

And finally, Twitter Caverns

   The national and most loved food: Krusty Krab pizza.

Flower: Tropical lavender

Pastimes: Painting, music, jellyfishing, reef blowing, watching SNN (Squidistan News Network) plus more!

Political parties: Progressive Revolutionary Party (PRP) led by Squidward Tentacles

Free Nationalist Party (NFP) led by no candidate


My 1 missile is named. The name is: Greg

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Date Sender Receiver Banker Money Food Coal Oil Uranium Lead Iron Bauxite Gasoline Munitions Steel Aluminum
1)11/16/2022 12:16 am Cat Sphere BankSquidistanMawLand$
2)09/12/2022 07:22 pm BankSquidistanThund3r$770,997.002,615.00122.00803.0043.0022.00536.00245.0040.000.000.0043.00
3)09/07/2022 09:17 am BankSquidistanBorg$38,025,
4)08/27/2022 08:30 am BankSquidistanBorg$27,025,
5)08/14/2022 10:59 am BankSquidistanBorg$3,000,,350.001,500.00
6)08/14/2022 10:42 am BankSquidistanBorg$27,025,
7)08/14/2022 10:42 am BankSquidistanBorg$5,000,,000.001,000.00
8)08/08/2022 01:31 pm SquidistanGenesis BankSquidistan$37,000,
9)08/08/2022 01:28 pm BankSquidistanBorg$34,000,
10)07/28/2022 02:13 am Communist Commonwealth Nations BankSquidistanFaroe$127,261.0099.007.0014.0014.
11)06/21/2022 01:14 pm Squidistan BankSquidistan$1,000,
12)06/21/2022 01:13 pm Squidistan BankSquidistan$100,
13)06/17/2022 10:46 pm BankSquidistanwe the north$2,000,
14)06/17/2022 04:09 pm BankSquidistanwe the north$38,000,
15)06/16/2022 07:45 pm BankSquidistanwe the north$20,000,

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