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We Suck Haitie is a nation led by Idk what im doin We dont got one on the continent of North America. We Suck Haitie's government is a Noocracy with very liberal social policies. Economically, We Suck Haitie favors moderate policies. The official currency of We Suck Haitie is the Real. At 401 days old, We Suck Haitie is an ancient nation. We Suck Haitie has a population of 889,469 and a land area of 15,350.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 57.95. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

The Bikini exposes up to 90% of the female body...

...but men are so classy we only look at the covered 10%

 

She told me she was too classy to sleep with a married man...

Something I wish she'd mentioned before our honeymoon.

Basic Information
Nation Name: Haitie
Leader Name: We dont got one
Nation ID: 391779
Founded: 12/27/2021 (401 Days Old)
Last Activity: Last active on 10/22/2022
Unique ID: 7564dca84e19db51aefb63f47
International Relations
Alliance: Unforgiven Legion Alliance Flag
Applicant
Alliance Seniority:93 days
Color Trade Bloc: The Gray Inactive Group
Commendations: 6
Denouncements: 1
Nation Page Visits: 1,068
Economic
Population: 889,469
Infrastructure: 6,897.41
Land Area: 15,350 sq. miles
Avg Pop Density: 57.95 people/sq. mi
GDP: $157,809,654.00
GDP per Capita: $177.42
GNI: $-408,877,380.00
Economic Policies: Moderate
Currency: Currency Image Real
Domestic
Government Type: Noocracy Govt Icon
Domestic Policy: Manifest Destiny Manifest Destiny Icon
Social Policies: Liberal
State Religion: money money
National Animal: National Animal ImageDugong
Approval Rating: 0% (-554.55)
Pollution Index: 0 points
Radiation Index: 151.39 R (Global: 115.41 R)
Military
Nation Rank: #4,473 of 33,028 Nations (13.54%)
Nation Score: More Information 1,082.44
War Policy: Help Turtle Turtle Icon
Soldiers:
Casualties:
Killed:		 0
350,046
433,087
Tanks:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 0
24,630
20,469
Aircraft:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 0
829
247
Ships:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 130
50
44
Spies: Unknown
Missiles:
Launched:
Eaten:		 0
0
0
Nuclear Weapons:
Launched:
Eaten:		 0
0
0
Nation Stats
Infrastructure Destroyed: 2,828.70
Infrastructure Lost: 9,135.00
Money Looted: $12,049,686.39
Wars Won: 4
Wars Lost: 14
Bounties

There are no posted bounties on this nation.

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Nation Activity
02/01 08:45 pm - haitie had war declared by Acrua for the reason of "We like taking candy from babies".
01/14 01:44 pm - haitie had war declared by Keprein for the reason of "Nugg".
12/19 04:40 pm - haitie had war declared by DEADLAND THE BIG for the reason of "I am the LAW!".
11/25 06:16 pm - haitie had war declared by CAPSLOCKIA for the reason of "RESOURCE RAID, SET BIO TO ALL-CAPS FOR PEACE.".
11/19 02:52 pm - julis the 5th of vermont has publicly commended the nation of haitie.
11/18 10:49 pm - haitie had war declared by MikkNations for the reason of "Dead men taste like chicken.".
11/16 11:39 pm - haitie had war declared by Kazan Empire for the reason of "Hasta la vista, baby!".
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