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The Royal Shrubbery Of Lesser Dribblethwaite is a nation led by Shot-caller Percival Ptarmigan on the continent of Europe. The Royal Shrubbery Of Lesser Dribblethwaite's government is a Absolute Monarchy with very moderate social policies. Economically, The Royal Shrubbery Of Lesser Dribblethwaite favors left wing policies. The official currency of The Royal Shrubbery Of Lesser Dribblethwaite is the Dollar. At 1,093 days old, The Royal Shrubbery Of Lesser Dribblethwaite is an ancient nation. The Royal Shrubbery Of Lesser Dribblethwaite has a population of 9,542,536 and a land area of 71,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 134.40. Pollution in the nation is everywhere. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

And so it was, in the year of 8613BC, a mighty new world was forged. It was to rise high above all else and make all others cower in its shadow. The imperious overlord was fair, but harsh to those who betrayed and not fast to forget.

This mighty ruler and his mighty land were to rule for millennia raising a prosperous society so close to utopian that many flocked to it; all were welcomed with open arms to join this great civilisation.

Wars were waged in all corners of the globe leading to great successes for the great ruler and his powerful army. Yet he was not a tyrant and as with everyone else, the cities that fell were helped back up and allowed to enter his empire with little said of the past.

 

That is not this city.

This city was made by a drunken madman who thought he was a bird and only stopped raving about world domination when he fell over while running with scissors.

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Flag: National Flag
Nation Name: Lesser Dribblethwaite
Leader Name: Percival Ptarmigan
Currency: Currency Image
Dollar
National Animal: National Animal Image
Bald eagle
History: The exact date of Lesser Dribblethwaite's creation and all subsequent (and prior) history of it has been lost to the mists of tim.
Geography
Continent: Europe
Land Area: 114,263.14 sq. km
Terrain: As flat as an egg.
Highest Peak: The Dirty Laundry Pile, 99,999 meters
Lowest Valley: Our approval rating, -666 meters
Climate: As flat as an egg.
People & Society
Population: 9,542,536 people
Demonym: LesserDribblethwaitian
Demonym Plural: LesserDribblethwaitians
Ethnic Groups: Echidna - 93.0%
Whig - 12.9%
Vokspodiflidunlovichnikovnokitovanthat - 3.1%
Languages: Skegnessfordon Vernacular (DCXVII) - 0.1%
Pseudo-scientific waffle - 34.8%
Obscure and unnerving elbow clicking - 97.1%
Religions: Figel Narage - -496.0%
SFism - 9.4%
Trevor The Oracular Duck - 93.0%
Health
Life Expectancy: 5617 years
Obesity: -100%
Alcohol Users: -893%
Tobacco Users: 12%
Cannabis Users: 10%
Hard Drug Users: 0%
Economy
Description: Well, it's only gone and gone to the dogs already.
Average Yearly Income: $199.38
Gross Domestic Product (GDP): $14,446,198,585.00
GDP per Capita: $1,513.87
Gross National Income (GNI): $6,434,386,075.00
Industries: - 'esc' key manufacture
- Toenail fossilisation
- Croonerism Speation
- Pismonunicating Worms
- Window Smashing
Military
History: "Don't hurt us, please" - Rear Admiral Klondenskittlsbrie

"Do bullets make an effective pillbox exterior wall?" - Field Marshal Kev

"So flex tape won't let us have an unlimited waterproofing supply?" - Front Admiral Deusenberg

"Explain flight again, but skip over the gravity part" - Wing Commander Randolph Randolph-Randolph
Soldiers: 0
Tanks: 13,500
Aircraft: 2,025
Ships: 0
Missiles: 5
Nuclear Weapons: 0
Last Updated: 04/23/2021 07:17 pm