The Galactic Empire of Cantanasia Objective is a huge, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 845 million Cantanasians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyper Objective. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cantanasian economy, worth 67.6 trillion SAbit coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,021 SAbit coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Proprietary charger leads are now a pain for electric cars as well as cellphones, it's always rabbit season, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, and Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cantanasia Objective's national animal is the pheonix.

Cantanasia Objective is ranked 45,067th in the world and 3rd in Southern Africa for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,073.22 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.