The Const. Democratic Republic of Chickenlandia is a nation led by President ReadingChicken on the continent of North America. The Const. Democratic Republic of Chickenlandia's government is a Constitutional Republic with very conservative social policies. Economically, The Const. Democratic Republic of Chickenlandia favors moderate policies. The official currency of The Const. Democratic Republic of Chickenlandia is the Dollar. At 464 days old, The Const. Democratic Republic of Chickenlandia is an ancient nation. The Const. Democratic Republic of Chickenlandia has a population of 3,213,333 and a land area of 33,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 97.37. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is at an all-time high with an approval rating of 100%.
Chickenlandia (a quasi-theocratic constitutional federal democratic republic) supports literature, flight (both atmospheric and in space), and chicken enthusiasts. Chickenlandians are human; it no longer considers chickens to be people, since the Wilding-Floof Act of 2038. It also requires everyone to pass 12th grade, so there are a few 40 year olds in high schools. Alcohol, smoking, and swearing are illegal, as well as most drugs.
Proud to have NEVER run out of food! Screw you, people with the Starvation Mode achievement.
If you're from GOONS and want baseball tips, that's stupid and frankly borderline illegal. I won't pay or accept tips.
Read my factbook please
CELEBRATED MY FIRST BIRTHDAY ON AUGUST 29TH, 2019 IRL/ AUGUST 12TH, 2043 IN-GAME!
Article of Faith 11 babyyyyyyyy
Commies fight imperialism, yet they are imperialists. Hmmm.
Philosophy: Why ask why? The inside of your dehydrated mouth: Because I am dry
Tl;dr drink some water
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|History:||Chickenlandia was founded in late 2020, after most governments collapsed, in the former state of Utah. It was originally led by a quorum of four 15-year-olds. Later, after it appeared one day on a different planet, Orbis, it promptly changed from a Democratic Oligarchy to a Democratic Republic. |
(ACTUALLY, I moved here from NationsGame after my nation got deleted for inactivity. :( )
There was a push in August of 2037 to become a Theocratic Democracy, like the one proposed by the Prophet Joseph Smith. That ended with Chickenlandia becoming a Theocratic Democratic Republic. In July of 2038, Chickenlandia became a Constitutional Republic and has stayed so ever since.
Chickenlandia no longer considers chickens to be people. But from the last survey, almost all (65%) of the chicken population lives in the Greater Ogden area. Running the population numbers and the chicken population from the last census (in 2038), we find that in the Greater Ogden area, people are outnumbered by chickens 1 to 51.5.
Since swearing is illegal, many people have resorted to alternate methods to express their feelings. A common is use of the words 'heck', 'dang', 'gosh', 'frick' and 'shoot'. The same has happened with smoking/vaping and alcohol- juice and soda sales have been rising insanely for several years; and licorice is the #2 most popular candy, thanks to the fact that chewing or sucking on licorice can make the brain feel like it's smoking.
Created Chickenlandia. Joined UN. Got in an alliance war. Left UN. Got raided 6 times. Joined NATO. There was one other active nation. Left NATO. Rejoined UN. Got kicked- not sure why. Joined the Federation. Federation merged with Nova Riata. Nova Riata hacked/glitched/took advantage of someone hacking/glitching. Left because I didn't hack but was being harassed for hacking. Returned to the Federation.
On October 5th, 2037, the Chickenlandian police managed to eradicate the Cult of the White Chicken. Since then, many Arizonians have moved in.
First missile eaten March 4th, 7:59 AM Mountain Time.
On February 25th, 2019 (Idk what that is in-game), my IRL friend created Egglandia.
Sometime during Nova's Sock War, Illiria nuked me. No thanks for dousing me in radiation (decreasing my food production) and also destroying a crap ton of infra. >:(
Arrgh is ghey.
First missile shot down by Iron Dome: April 19, 2046
April 23, 2046: President ReadingChicken, worried by the nation's stats, announces that the next five cities will be bare-minimum infra, heavily militarized bases.
|Land Area:||53,108.22 sq. km|
|Terrain:|| The terrain of Chickenlandia is mostly deserts and mountain peaks, with the occasional lake or forest. The highest mountain, Mt. Beak, is 3,500 meters (11,483 feet) high. Its peak is shaped like the beak of a chicken, and it is also covered in snow 9 to 10 months of the year.|
The average elevation is about 1,220 meters (4,000 feet). It is high enough that many tourists and immigrants suffer from altitude sickness.
The lowest elevation is the Slot Cavern, at 299 meters (980 feet) above sea level. It is part of the slot canyons, which frequently flood. Since the Chicken Park Service was established, about three people die each year in the slot canyons, of the thousands that visit each year. The death rate (% of visitors who die) has been decreasing, but more people visit the slot canyons, resulting in about the same death count annually.
It has three large rivers; the Fang River, the White River, and the Mountain River; and two medium-sized rivers; the Babbling Brook and Cracked Creek (thanks to Orbis screwing geography).
The mountains are great for skiing in the winter, and hiking in the summer and fall. In the spring, the snowmelt provides enough water to be stored and used for the rest of the year, but it can be dangerous to hikers. Ten people got caught in a flash flood in 2023, four of which died.
|Highest Peak:||Mt. Beak, 3,500 meters|
|Lowest Valley:||Slot Cavern, 299 meters|
|Climate:|| Chickenlandia has cold winters of down to -15 degrees Fahrenheit, hot summers of up to 110 degrees Fahrenheit, and t̶o̶l̶e̶r̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ wonderful springs and falls that are between 50-80 degrees Fahrenheit. It only rains about four times a year, but snows heavily and frequently during the winter. The melting snow is stored in reservoirs and used for the rest of the dry year.|
The borders of Chickenlandia stretch in a pentagon across Northern Utah, and bits of Idaho and Wyoming.
|People & Society|
|Ethnic Groups:||Northern Hemisphere Human - 80.1%|
Southern Hemisphere Human - 15.0%
Equatorial/Mixed Human - 4.9%
|Languages:||English - 85.0%|
Chickenish (partly bilingual) - 20.0%
French (Bilingual) - 3.0%
|Religions:||ChurchofJesusChristofLatterDaySaints - 91.4%|
YouTubism (Also 'Shrekism') - 8.0%
Norse Mythology - 0.5%
|Life Expectancy:||92 years|
|Hard Drug Users:||0%|
|Description:|| Chickenlandia has a economy that is approx. 85% tax-free. The government has a flat income tax rate of 10%, and tariffs and sales, pet, and education taxes make up the other 5 percent. In emergencies or wars, the government can add a 20% emergency tax which is used solely to help end the emergency. If there is any excess tax money left, it is kept for later use, but the tax rate is lessened slightly (about 5-10%) until the excess money is spent.|
This is irrelevant to this topic, but prostitution, p*rnography (whether live, physical, or digital), and premarital and extramarital smex are felonies. No Alabama-ness here. No-Nut November is also a law.
You've read this far? Impressive. Message me and say 'Arrgh has the massive homo' for 1,000 free food.
|Average Yearly Income:||$174.67|
|GDP per Capita:||$959.30|
|Industries:|| Chickenlandia has a surprisingly large food production economy, with 40% of its economy made up of farms and food processing. It in turn is mostly made up of grains, eggs, and fruits. The rest of the economy is balanced between the government, colleges, supermarkets, small businesses, charities and rocket and aerospace manufacturing companies*.|
*The most notable of which being SpaceY, owned and founded by Melon Husk, who is currently contracting with the government to produce missiles once the launch pad is constructed.
|History:||The military of Chickenlandia has five branches: The Army, in charge of ground missions; the Navy, for seaborne endeavors; the Air Force, for airspace protection over Chickenlandia and support for the other branches; the Special Operations, which controls all espionage and will control most missiles and all nuclear weapons once I remember to buy the projects; and the Space Force, which consists of ten astronauts with a few small laser guns (and one missile which they rode on to the space station). Branches frequently go on co-op missions.|
|Last Updated: 11/19/2019 10:19 pm|