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| National Factbook |
| Flag: |
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| Nation Name: |
Chickenlandia |
| Leader Name: |
ReadingChicken |
| Currency: |
Dollar |
| National Animal: |
Chicken |
| History: |
I wrote this back in 2018 when I was 13 lol, time flies when you let seventh graders roleplay
Chickenlandia was founded in late 2020, after most governments collapsed, in the former state of Utah. It was originally led by a quorum of four 15-year-olds. Later, after it appeared one day on a different planet, Orbis, it promptly changed from a Democratic Oligarchy to a Democratic Republic.
(ACTUALLY, I moved here from NationsGame after my nation got deleted for inactivity. :( )
There was a push in August of 2037 to become a Theocratic Democracy, like the one proposed by the Prophet Joseph Smith. That ended with Chickenlandia becoming a Theocratic Democratic Republic. In July of 2038, Chickenlandia became a Constitutional Republic and has stayed so ever since.
Chickenlandia no longer considers chickens to be people. But from the last survey, almost all (65%) of the chicken population lives in the Greater Ogden area. Running the population numbers and the chicken population from the last census (in 2038), we find that in the Greater Ogden area, people are outnumbered by chickens 1 to 51.5.
Due to recent libertarian 'live and let live' policies, many former activities banned due to religious reasons are now legal; culturally though, vulgarity, smoking, drug use, and alcohol consumption are generally taboo or viewed as uncivilized- “Crack addicts get no girls” and whatnot.
Created Chickenlandia. Joined UN. Got in an alliance war. Left UN. Got raided 6 times. Joined NATO. There was one other active nation. Left NATO. Rejoined UN. Got kicked- not sure why. Joined the Federation. Federation merged with Nova Riata. Nova Riata hacked the game. Left because although I didn't hack I was still being harassed for hacking. Returned to the Federation. Fought some alliance wars.
On October 5th, 2037, the Chickenlandian police managed to eradicate the Cult of the White Chicken. Since then, many Arizonians have moved in.
First missile eaten March 4th, 7:59 AM Mountain Time.
On February 25th, 2019 (Idk what that is in-game), my IRL friend created Egglandia.
Sometime during Nova's Sock War, Illiria nuked me. No thanks for dousing me in radiation >:(
Arrgh is ghey.
First missile shot down by Iron Dome: April 19, 2046
April 23, 2046: President ReadingChicken, worried by the nation's stats, announces that the next five cities will be bare-minimum infra, heavily militarized bases.
June 1st, 2055: First missile launched at the attacking nation of Astongard. Its missile attack was foiled by the Iron Dome, but the missile launched in retaliation had no such issues with destroying 332 infra and an oil well.
On December 5th, 2055, seeing the success of missiles, President ReadingChicken decided to invest in a Space Program. The Chickenlandian Air and Space Program of Exploration and Research (CASPER) will now be managing space exploration and research as well as high-altitude planes. It was opened up by the launching* of a defused missile, which reached into the lower mesosphere before falling to Earth. Nobody was injured.
[Formerly part of the Nation Description, archived here] Chickenlandia (̶a̶ ̶q̶u̶a̶s̶i̶-̶t̶h̶e̶o̶c̶r̶a̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶s̶t̶i̶t̶u̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶f̶e̶d̶e̶r̶a̶l̶ ̶d̶e̶m̶o̶c̶r̶a̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶r̶e̶p̶u̶b̶l̶i̶c̶)̶ ̶s̶u̶p̶p̶o̶r̶t̶s̶ ̶l̶i̶t̶e̶r̶a̶t̶u̶r̶e̶,̶ ̶f̶l̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶(̶b̶o̶t̶h̶ ̶a̶t̶m̶o̶s̶p̶h̶e̶r̶i̶c̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶s̶p̶a̶c̶e̶)̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶c̶h̶i̶c̶k̶e̶n̶ ̶e̶n̶t̶h̶u̶s̶i̶a̶s̶t̶s̶.̶ ̶C̶h̶i̶c̶k̶e̶n̶l̶a̶n̶d̶i̶a̶n̶s̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶h̶u̶m̶a̶n̶;̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶l̶o̶n̶g̶e̶r̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶s̶i̶d̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶c̶h̶i̶c̶k̶e̶n̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶s̶i̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶W̶i̶l̶d̶i̶n̶g̶-̶F̶l̶o̶o̶f̶ ̶A̶c̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶2̶0̶3̶8̶.̶ ̶I̶t̶ ̶a̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶r̶e̶q̶u̶i̶r̶e̶s̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶p̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶1̶2̶t̶h̶ ̶g̶r̶a̶d̶e̶,̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶f̶e̶w̶ ̶4̶0̶ ̶y̶e̶a̶r̶ ̶o̶l̶d̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶h̶i̶g̶h̶ ̶s̶c̶h̶o̶o̶l̶s̶.̶ ̶A̶l̶c̶o̶h̶o̶l̶,̶ ̶s̶m̶o̶k̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶w̶e̶a̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶i̶l̶l̶e̶g̶a̶l̶,̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶w̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶s̶.̶ is a nation run by a leader with way too much time on his hands.
Ah yes, Spooktober of 2020: The Great Arrgh Counter. Rage nuked me like seven times and I attacked Murtaza. Fricc pirates, they are mushrooms.
*in-game term is 'decommissioning' |
| Geography |
| Continent: |
North America |
| Land Area: |
82,076.34 sq. km |
| Terrain: |
The terrain of Chickenlandia is mostly deserts and mountain peaks, with the occasional lake or forest. Farther north, potato farms on rolling hills dominate the landscape. The highest mountain, Mt. Beak, is 3,500 meters (11,483 feet) high. Its peak is shaped like the beak of a chicken, and it is also covered in snow 7 to 10 months of the year.
The average elevation is about 1,220 meters (4,000 feet). It is high enough that many tourists and immigrants suffer from altitude sickness.
The lowest elevation is the Slot Cavern, at 299 meters (980 feet) above sea level. It is part of the slot canyons, which frequently flood. Since the Chicken Park Service was established, about three people die each year in the slot canyons, of the thousands that visit each year. The death rate (% of visitors who die) has been decreasing, but more people visit the slot canyons, resulting in about the same death count annually.
It has three large rivers; the Fang River, the White River, and the Mountain River; and two medium-sized rivers; the Babbling Brook and Cracked Creek (thanks to Orbis screwing geography).
The mountains are great for skiing in the winter, and hiking in the summer and fall. In the spring, the snowmelt provides enough water to be stored and used for the rest of the year, but it can be dangerous to hikers. Ten people got caught in a flash flood in 2023, four of which died. |
| Highest Peak: |
Mt. Beak, 3,500 meters |
| Lowest Valley: |
Slot Cavern, 299 meters |
| Climate: |
Chickenlandia has cold winters of down to -15 degrees Fahrenheit, hot summers of up to 110 degrees Fahrenheit (43 Celsius), and t̶o̶l̶e̶r̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ wonderful springs and falls that are between 50-80 degrees Fahrenheit (~15 to 27 Celsius). It only rains about four times a year, but snows heavily and frequently during the winter. The melting snow is stored in reservoirs and used for the rest of the dry year.
The borders of Chickenlandia stretch in a pentagon across Northern Utah, and bits of Idaho and Wyoming. Borders steadily increase across the western United States as new cities are founded |
| People & Society |
| Population: |
3,556,169 people |
| Demonym: |
Chickenlandian |
| Demonym Plural: |
Chickenlandians |
| Ethnic Groups: |
Northern Hemisphere Human - 80.1%
Southern Hemisphere Human - 15.0%
Equatorial Human - 4.9% |
| Languages: |
English - 85.0%
Chickenish (partly bilingual) - 20.0%
Fr*nch (Bilingual) - 3.0% |
| Religions: |
ChurchofJesusChristofLatterDaySaints - 91.4%
YouTubism (Also 'Shrekism') - 8.0%
Tiktok - 0.5% |
| Health |
| Life Expectancy: |
93 years |
| Obesity: |
8.7% |
| Alcohol Users: |
0.2% |
| Tobacco Users: |
0.1% |
| Cannabis Users: |
0.1% |
| Hard Drug Users: |
0% |
| Economy |
| Description: |
Chickenlandia has a economy that is approx. 80% untaxed. The government has a flat income tax rate of 15%, and tariffs and sales, pet, and education taxes make up the other 5 percent. In emergencies or wars, the government can add a 20% emergency tax which is used solely to help end the emergency. If there is any excess tax money left, it is kept for later use, but the tax rate is lessened slightly (about 8-12%) until the excess money is spent.
[Outdated] This is irrelevant to this topic, but prostitution, p*rnography (whether live, physical, or digital), and premarital and extramarital smex are felonies. No Alabama-ness here. No-Nut November is also a law.
[Updated] Since 'Live and Let Live' policies (see History), premarital intimacy is legal and hentai is legal. Above felonies unmentioned here are now merely misdemeanors.
You've read this far? Impressive. Message me and say 'Arrgh is a mushroom' for 5,000 free food.
(Thanks to my promise as an eighth grader, I have lost a grand total of 10,000 food. I’d love to increase that number, I still honor this offer.) |
| Average Yearly Income: |
$214.96 |
| Gross Domestic Product (GDP): |
$4,436,930,539.00 |
| GDP per Capita: |
$1,247.67 |
| Gross National Income (GNI): |
$2,993,591,300.00 |
| Industries: |
Chickenlandia has a shrinking food production economy, which is no longer able to support Chickenlandia’s domestic population. Food imports are increasing steadily ever since I wised up to the meta and replaced them with steel mills. Uranium mines have replaced wheat fields and while orchards remain, they now compete for space and precious water with heavy industry. The rest of the economy is balanced between various interests, such as the military, universities, professional sports, retail, nuclear power production, and aerospace manufacturing companies*.
*The most notable of which being SpaceY, founded by Melon Husk but currently owned by your mother, who is currently contracting with the government to produce missiles for the Special Operations and rockets for CASPER. |
| Military |
| History: |
The military of Chickenlandia has four branches: The Army, in charge of ground missions; the Navy, for seaborne endeavors; the Air Force, for airspace protection over Chickenlandia and support for the other branches; and the Special Operations, which controls all espionage and missiles, and will control all nuclear weapons o̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶I̶ ̶r̶e̶m̶e̶m̶b̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶u̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶j̶e̶c̶t̶ if Chickenlandia goes nuclear. Branches frequently go on joint training missions. |
| Soldiers: |
0 |
| Tanks: |
0 |
| Aircraft: |
0 |
| Ships: |
170 |
| Missiles: |
1 |
| Nuclear Weapons: |
0 |
| Last Updated: 08/09/2023 04:54 pm |
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