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The United States of Albania


The United States of Albania is a nation led by King of Whales Bob the paedophile on the continent of North America. The United States of Albania's government is a Absolute Monarchy with very moderate social policies. Economically, The United States of Albania favors far left wing policies. The official currency of The United States of Albania is the Dollar. At 221 days old, The United States of Albania is an old nation. The United States of Albania has a population of 143,621 and a land area of 18,400.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 7.81. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.


Bob the Paedophile will haunt your children
I know because it’s haunting mine


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Flag:National Flag
Nation Name:The United States of Albania
Leader Name:Bob the paedophile
Currency:Currency Image Dollar
History:In 2018, a simple minded man by the name of Bob was minding his own business when suddenly his Friend came up to him and said “Go make yourself a nation you gay idiot.”
And so Bob decided to loan 100 million dollars from a very unfortunate businessman to start his own nation. He first bought a small army and began to lead an armed revolt against the Mother nation, The United States of America. With the help of Albania, another nation who saw Bob’s potential, and the fact the Trump was too busy tweeting about bacon, Bob’s army won and the United States of Albania was formed.

Bob has still failed to return the 100 million dollars he owed the businessman, and every time the businessman brings up the topic of returning his money, Bob mysteriously pays Columbia a visit
Geography
Continent:North America
Land Area:29,611.86 sq. km
Terrain:With the beach bathed in golden sunlight to the east of the country, rolling mountains and hills to the north, flat grassy plains to the west, and forested area with a river flowing through it to the south, the United States of Albania is a beautiful country
Highest Peak:The Lotus , 4,429 meters
Lowest Valley:Bajen Valley , -700 meters
Climate:Seasonal: Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter
Average temperature: 6-29 Degrees celcius
Average yearly rainfall: 900mm
People & Society
Population:143,621 people
Demonym:American, English, Asian
Demonym Plural:Americans, Englishmen, Asian
Ethnic Groups:English - 41.3%
Asian - 37.6%
American - 21.1%
Languages:English - 100.0%
Religions:Atheist - 67.4%
Buddhism - 14.5%
Christian - 19.9%
Health
Life Expectancy:79 years
Obesity:3.8%
Alcohol Users:16%
Tobacco Users:5.4%
Cannabis Users:6.2%
Hard Drug Users:0.8%
Economy
Description:
Average Yearly Income:$56.91
GDP:$257,462,234.35
GDP per Capita:$1,792.64
Industries:
Military
History:
Soldiers:0
Tanks:0
Aircraft:414
Ships:0
Missiles:0
Nuclear Weapons:0
Last Updated: 10/17/2018 12:45 am