Partinians have had enough of North America!

The citizens of Partinland wanted a change. The Chapter 123 of the local Munitions Manufacturing Union and Chapter 456 of the Aluminum Producers of Partinland Union sent lobbyist to Partinburgh to petition the government for a move. There was a push to change the national animal to a kangaroo, but the Emperor denied  the request. To date $1.75 million has been spent on education the citizens on how to pronounce aluminum in the Australian English dialect versus the American English dialect. Little to no progress has been made on that front. Also, the Australians threaten to kick the Partinians out of they keep walking around saying in their disgustingly fake Australian accents: “I’m gonna put another shrimp on the barbie, mate!”  More to come from this shocking move by the Emperor!