Nation Bulletin

Supreme Empress declares that Among Us is a boring game

Exactly 1 person, an old man named Bob, is outraged over this scandalous statement.

By Amon Gus
05/15/2021 10:05 pm
Updated: 05/15/2021 10:05 pm

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1.3 million Suckians heard Supreme Empress Sayyida's announcement that Among Us is a boring game and didn't really care. Even the ones who like Among Us were didn't care. Even the international community didn't care. 

Yesterday, the glorious Supreme Empress played a public game of Among Us and experienes 0.069 seconds of a disease commonly known as Gamer Rage. Disappointed that the game gave her that disease instead of producing a phenomenon known as “enjoyment”, she tweeted that Among Us is a boring game. 

While almost no one cared, one citizen, an elderly gentleman named Bob, became very upset, sending letters to Sayyida herself as well as every single media outlet in the country that the tweet constituted heresy against the great Amogus dieties. 

Bob is known to be the only practitioner of the Amogus religion, to which he converted after deciding that Lasagna Worship, the official religion, is dumb garbage. 

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