Nation Bulletin

SEVERAL WARS CONCLUDE, MIXED RESULTS (5/13/21)

CAPSLOCKIAN VICTORY AGAINST MOULD LAND, DISASTROUS BUT MOSTLY VICTORIOUS AGAINST BOUVET

By MIKE RAPPYREPORTING
05/13/2021 08:30 am
Updated: 05/13/2021 09:40 am

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VICTORIOUS CAPSLOCKIAN TROOPS MARCH IN CELEBRATION OF THEIR MANY VICTORIES

VICTORY AGAINST MOULD LAND!

CAPSLOCKIAN TROOPS PREVAIL IN WAR AGAINST MOULD LAND. IT IS A MYSTERY TO CAPSLOCKIAN GENERALS ON WHAT THE MOULD LAND GENERALS' STRATEGY WAS PRECISELY - IT STRANGELY INVOLVED DOING NO MOVES AT ALL. 

CAPSLOCKIAN TROOPS REPEATEDLY ATTACKED AND LOOTED FROM MOULD LAND'S MOLD RESERVES AND WERE RESOUNDLY SUCCESSFUL IN THE WAR. 

MOSTLY VICTORIOUS AGAINST BOUVET

THE NATION OF BOUVET AND THE WORLD COMMUNITY'S MISLEADING PROPAGANDA PROCLAIMED THAT BOUVET WAS VICTORIOUS AGAINST CAPSLOCKIA. 

CAPSLOCKIAN EXPERTS, SCIENTISTS, FACT CHECKERS, AND SCHOLARS WEIGHED IN AND DECLARED THAT CAPSLOCKIA HAD A DISASTROUS BUT MOSTLY VICTORIOUS WAR RESULT. 

 

CAPSLOCKIAN TROOPS CONTINUE TO RAVAGE THE NATIONS THEY ARE CURRENTLY ENGAGED IN WAR WITH: NORTH LEONIS, AND OLD OTTOMAN EMPIRE.