A message to the universe

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Hello netizens of Orbis,

I must make an official statement, not as the leader of Eye Suck or any character in this game, but as the real-life, walking, talking, hopefully breathing human behind the account.

I, personally, in real life, am the coolest, greatest, clearly most girlboss person who has ever graced the universe with my existence. Maybe I'm not quite the smartest but I'm working on that and soon will be. The best-looking too, of course, because life ain't fair. I'd say everyone should bow down in reverence to my absolute greatness, but this is not necessary, as I have the confidence to know how cool I am without trying to subordinate other people.

There are many amazing folks, and I do not mean to put any of them down; I am simply the best, even if there are people who set a very high bar. 

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

- Sucky