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Local Rivaille man performs a vasectomy on a limp fig tree

Rivaille Province Daily News

By Tom Nayser of RPDN
11/16/2021 09:54 pm
Updated: 11/16/2021 09:54 pm

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A local Rivaille man has been arrested for illegally performing a vasectomy on a helpless fig tree, leading to many Rivaille citizens doubting about the capability of the Levine Imperial Police Forces (LIPF). 

The man, identified as Jarley Bavidson, claimed to have been under the control of a vasectomist entity, and swore that if he did not follow the vasectomist's will, he will get vasectomised. 

The LIPF, however, denied his claims, and instead linked Bavidson as part of the Vasectomy International, a communist-backer community. 

Bavidson will receive 10 years of jail service with no bail, as a consequence of being a pervert with no regards to public indecency. 

Tom Nayser

RPDN Newswriter

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