Rason grounds all commercial air traffic after accidental misclick

KAESONG - Due to the unusual shape of many modern gaming mice, the Head of Air Traffic Control at Rason has banned them after a misclick with heavy consequences.

“In a nation where air travel is forbidden for the average citizen, this has been a very detrimental setback. And it's all because of those weirdly shaped mice. If it was a normal one, this would've never happened,” the misclicking employee, who wishes to remain anonymous, told reporters.

After this incident, gaming mice have already been banned in many other professional workplaces. Accountants, clerks and even professional video gamers have been forced to resort to regular mice, which they happily complied with (for real). “This incident has left me really scared. I might be in a critical moment but fail due to my mouse. I'm going back to the old trusty mouse that I used before,” Call of Duty Youtuber Jerry Cui told his fans.

At press time, Air Traffic Control has refused to comment on the 16 similar incidents that happened whilst using regular mice.