Glatixland wages war amid nuclear winter

In a sudden surprise attack, the nation of Moonland has deployed a massive army for the purpose of invading Glatixland. Initial casualties are set in the thousands. The sole ship of the Glatixian Navy, commanded by God-Admiral ‘Literally a Cat named Snuggles’, remains in-tact and continues to harass incoming forces around the Glatixian coast. Reports indicate that God-Admiral Snuggles has been Glatixland's most effective commander, demonstrating his ability to outmaneuver enemy ships and conduct daring raids on lone vessels.

The Glatixlandwehr, on the other hand, have been dealt a series of brutal defeats. Most of the armored corps was eradicated in the opening days of the conflict, and General Klaus Von Murderdorf is reportedly struggling to establish defensive lines.

The conflict rages on as nuclear fallout envelopes Glatixland, leading to a battleground that onlookers can only describe as a hellscape. Nevertheless, the Glatixian state maintains the conviction that the war will continue.