Today, the leader of Glatixland addressed the current global war
By Glatix di Glatix, Supreme Chancellor of Glatixland
05/04/2021 06:13 pm
Updated: 05/04/2021 06:13 pm
The mood was tense as billions from across the globe tuned in to view the Chancellor's speech. The famed peacemaker and 2063's ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ approached the podium with his usual calm. The 101st Glatixland Guard can be seen flanking the stage. Behind the podium, Air Commander Dirk Dickley (current incumbent of the Guinness World Record for most ‘War Crimes Committed in the Span of 24 Hours’) can be seen sitting next to God-Admiral Snuggles (a cat that was recently given unilateral control over the Glatixland Navy).
“Your stupid fallout is blowing onto my lawn you hypercucks. Murder each other the old-fashioned way so the rest of us can grow food."
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