As of yesterday, Glatixland's elite soldiers were deployed to various combat zones across the globe, with the goal of stabilizing the various (previously undisturbed) regions and liberating new territories into the protection of the State.
Using a newly developed modern combat doctrine that utilizes cutting edge military equipment in conjunction with unfathomable violence, Glatixian planners hope to conclude the ongoing conflicts swiftly and decisively.
“While some nations might question why we've decided to invade various isolated countries in completely different continents… we here in Glatixland like to think of the incursions as pre-emptive strikes done for the purpose of safeguarding our own borders. When our forces entered the Republic of East Kazakhstan, for instance, a whole 11 people fired upon our roughly 6000 soldier liberation force. It's clear that, given enough time, they'd have amassed an army capable of wiping out the entire planet," remarks General Klaus Von Murderdorf. “Who knows what a small, wholly unhinged, totalitarian state is capable of? It's a good thing we intervened and saved everyone.”
“Yes, it may -look- like Mecklenburg has no military, but that's just a ploy. They want us to lower our guard so they dress like civilians and don't carry weapons. Luckily, our war-planning commission is a bit too clever for the old ‘Don’t shoot, we have no military' ploy. If they aren't dangerous rogue nations, then why would we invade them? Hmm?” inquires the Glatixian Department of Diplomacy head.
