Nation Bulletin

Cossackian civilian approval ratings are in question, consults OWR on how to increase public opinion

"Our Premier forgot to buy us food! That's why we are losing faith in him." - Bjorno Novgorod

By Eduard Zadrica
09/16/2021 09:37 am
Updated: 09/16/2021 09:37 am

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     After an incident that happened days ago, which is that people had no food, Cossackians began to wonder if the Premier himself, Karla Soyokov, even cares about the people at all? 2 million people nearly starved to death, but luckily, no deaths were recorded. Workers were injured due to food deprivation, about 10 thousand workers were injured in 2 days time.

     Karla Soyokov was shocked, after research from the Department of Social Welfare, that public opinion is being decreased by 0.5%. Part of this reason is possible UTTP propaganda, blasting anti-Gacha and anti-Cossackian messages to rural villages and rural towns. The “UTTP Liberation Army” is preparing for a coup d'etat of the Cossackian Government, when public decent turns sour. In theory, it's possible to have an Afghanistan-style war of attrition.

     Protests are now becoming larger, as NPA and UTTP-sponsored gatherings are gaining ever more support. Even insurgents in the area made an alliance, this situation makes it harder for the Premier and his Politburo to solve.

     Karla Soyokov, just hours ago at 7:23 am, September 16, 2021, made a televised speech declaring his official apology to the Cossackian people, and that he is willing to rebuild the country once the war is over. The wars that involved the Knights Templar.

“I'm sorry that I have neglected you all, I am very sorry. I forgive to 2 million people who now have conflicted views of me. Please, don't make this worse by sliding away from our leadership. You have been faithful to me, people of Cossackia. Pretty please, do not stray from the light.”

“Don't fear, everyone, we will keep giving you food, and once the conflict with our enemies, the Knights Templar, is over, we will rebuild all damages. And we will make sure the UTTP won't brainwash you with lies and malice. I cannot do it without you otherwise, as I am the strength of the people. Where's that strength if you won't support me? If you decided to choose someone else over me?”

     The Archbishop of Cossackia, Fr. Joseph Fatima Jesus, called in a press conference, in the St. Augustine Cathedral, about the public opinion in Cossackia along with its Muslim counterpart, Caliph Imam Basha Rahmudi.

ABS-CBN Reporter: …so, what if Cossackia falls and that the insurgents will enforce atheism?

Archbishop: Then we will establish an underground community, so we can prepare a rebellion against the opressors. If God wills it, then we will it too.

Imam: Yes. But that is too far from today, Archbishop. We don't need to rebel when we can seek help from the mainland.

Archbishop: Okay, correct. I didn't think of that.

Imam: You did forget that violence is haram, a sin?

Archbishop: I supose so…

KTV Reporter: And how will this affact Cossackia religiously.

Archbishop: Well, then there might be some pockets of pro-Cossackian resistance if this was to happen…

More on this for the next day…

—Eduard Zadrica, The Karlagrad Times, Editor