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New study by The nation of Frieza government links breathing oxygen with staying alive

A new study by the Institute for Unreasonable Pseudoscientific Studies determines whether or not living beings need air to survive

By Lord Frieza, Head Chairman, PhD.
12/19/2023 01:34 am
Updated: 12/19/2023 01:34 am

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Description

In a pseudoscientific study done by our nation's premier scientists, we have determined that most beings need oxygen to survive. The test was carried out on Namekians and Humans as our main test subjects.

 

Hypothesis and Prediction

We predict most beings need oxygen to survive do to aerobic cellular respiration.

 

Results

In a study involving 2000 test subjects, we exposed 333 of each species to a room with -25% oxygen and 333 of each species to +50% oxygen to determine how oxygen affects their vital signs and performance. We also had 333 of each species as a control group.

 

Conclusion

Oxygen is required for living beings to survive and preform adequately.

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Posted December 19, 2023 at 5:28 am

I know but we couldn't find willing test subjects. They had a habit of suddenly vanishing whenever we told them they would have no oxygen.

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