~And thus... the islands of the outer Hebrides had surrendered, and kneeled. Their master had swiftly and cruelly cut them off from the sweet hands of fortune. He was no lenient Judge. The wip he held was lashed down upon the rocky backs of Lewis and harris. His people suffered and the winds wept with them. the queen... should we call her that?.... was nowhere to be found, instead in her place, stood a quiet and rather docile looking woman. One could mark invasion by its wars of attrition and impoverished civilians. one could name the dates and places, the faces that bloodied history and forged rock into cities, that broke the remainder of the past. "the fires of the kiln have blazed for so long and now the ice has come".... cry the witnesses to invasions wrath. The end is nigh upon this land.... the world around should change within an instant.
and yet... war and bloodshed are not the only ways a country can fall.... Behold the tyrant so fair.. whom with beauteous eyes... a maiden he would ensnare.
That maiden, our nation... such things will be lost forever, as we anticipate the chimes of Stornoway castle on the cold mourning some time near Christmas. the coronation of our usurper, our invader, our evil commander has been officially placed in our Calendar
We have now have been condemned by this evil man to wait for the day when our land shall be his.
the royal printing press has confirmed that the date of the coronation will take place before the wedding, which is in violation to an important act of law.... the queen herself will be handing all her powers over to a man who is not yet even her own husband. His powers of control over her have been made very clear by his evil and questionable actions. This islands History has not until this hour of noir, been graced with a man who has so little regard for anything but his own desires.
It is clear that he has forced the queen to obey him... and she, being as pathetic as a school girl, has allowed for the whole of this land to be given to him. He will be named and made king and there is nothing any one of us can do about it...
A Christmas ago, Lord Meriwether visited the islands of Harris and Lewis ... Now he will be made king... This shows how tragic the queens actions (or lack of ) have been. she has allowed him to dismantle the law and to take over everything we hold dear...
today a portrait was released of the future king... a new one that has shown what type of evil and unhappy ruler he shall be.~
Written by Drew Lorrington
reporter at Woodgrove lt.
