Nation Bulletin

Declaration of War against Nezipotamia!

The Parliament in joint session unanimously approves the declaration of war proposed by the Council of Ministers and President Diana.

By Italian Parliament and President Diana
09/28/2023 06:57 pm
Updated: 09/28/2023 06:58 pm

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On August 4, 2092, the Italian Parliament, in a joint session, unanimously approved the war against Nezipotamia as proposed by the Council of Ministers. The motivation is as follows: "We must bring a bit of democracy and freedom to nations with absent governments that do not satisfy the happiness of their people." For this reason, after consultation with the Supreme Council of Defense of the People's Republic of Italy and a private consultation with the Chief of Staff of the Italian Army, Generale di Corpo d'Armata Pietro Serino, and following the verdict of the Constitutional Court, the war communication has been issued.

Here is the communication:

PRESIDENCY OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF ITALY

 Section: Supreme Council of Defense of the People's Republic of Italy

Having seen the requests made by the country's members; 
Having observed the unavailability of the enemy government; 
Noting the failure of the enemy government to carry out its duties; 
Having seen the decision of the Chamber of Deputies and the Senate of the Republic in joint session; 
Having seen the decision of the Supreme Council of Defense of the People's Republic of Italy; 
Considering the status of the enemy state; 
Having observed the verdict of the Constitutional Court; 
Having seen the decision of the President of the People's Republic of Italy, Diana.

 

ANNOUNCES

 

The declaration of war against the enemy state "Nezipotamia" is made with the purpose of freeing citizens in that state's cities and liberating them from the ongoing horrors. After recent intelligence activities by the External Information and Security Agency (AISE), a part of the Department of Information for the Security of the Republic (DIS), it was discovered that there was a significant amount of criminal activity, limited military presence, and ample funds that were not being used for the common good of the citizens. For this reason, the Italian Army, the Italian Navy, and the Italian Air Force will be engaged in the liberation of this beleaguered population.

 

Signed; 
President of the People's Republic of Italy, Diana 
Prime Minister of the People's Republic of Italy, Giorgia Meloni 
Undersecretary to the Prime Minister - Secretary of the Council, Alfredo Mantovano 
Minister of Foreign Affairs and International Cooperation, Antonio Tajani 
Minister of the Interior, Matteo Piantedosi 
Minister of Justice, Carlo Nordio 
Minister of Defense, Guido Crosetto 
Minister of Economy and Finance, Giancarlo Giorgetti 
Minister of Enterprises and Made in Italy, !@#$ Urso 
Minister of Agriculture, Food Sovereignty, and Forests, Francesco Lollobrigida 
Minister of Environment and Energy Security, Gilberto Pichetto Fratin 
Minister of Infrastructure and Transport, Matteo Salvini 
Minister of Labor and Social Policies, Marina Elvira Calderone 
Minister of Education and Merit, Giuseppe Valditara 
Minister of University and Research, Anna Maria Bernini 
Minister of Culture, Gennaro Sangiuliano 
Minister of Health, Orazio Schillaci 
Minister of Tourism, Daniela Santanchè 
President of the Senate of the Republic, Ignazio La Russa 
President of the Camera dei Deputati, Lorenzo Fontana 
Chief of Defense Staff, Ammiraglio Giuseppe Cavo Dragone 
Chief of the General Staff of the Italian Army, Generale di Corpo d'Armata Pietro Serino