There is a possibility that the "IKEA" uses grey members as meat ball meat
Reportedly, patrons to the newly established “IKEA International" have noticed the taste of “human flesh” and “other things” in IKEA meatballs, us here at Lexington Post think it may be the member of “IKEA” who have gone onto grey, and them seeing no other use turned them into meatballs using the “Human to Meat Ball” made by an Iltain company call “The Meat Ball Makers”.
I had reached out to the leader and he stated “We will not be commenting on this situation at this time”.
– Reporting R.J. Boylan, Lexington, NRR.
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