"to me he is not evil or bad... I see that within those wise and shining eyes, a very good hearted man resides there... " ~ Queen rusalochka
A personal correspondence was leaked to the press... and we are happy to get our hands on it!
The queen has shown herself to be a fool yet again, dear readers... as she now is found to make completely fanatical and perhaps even brainwashed comments about the evil man who is set to take over us and make us all slaves under his evil will!!
We have found a secret and leaked letter that has slipped its way into our greedy little hands, here at the press and now we are able to finally show you what a stupid and pathetic woman our queen has shown herself to be in her own words!
we are not trying to sound hateful towards her... but hark ye, dear reader to the passages below and see for yourself what an utter fool our queen is. It cannot be denied... she actually thinks the evil king is good!
She talks about his favourite foods and how the two seem to live happily together going for walks and talking about politics .... and yet when the contents of the letter was looked over by an expert this afternoon... The very well established expert declared our queen was taken hostage by this evil pig of a man!!!!... it could be said she has even been brainwashed by him!
Here is the letter below.... she wrote to some anonymous friend called Francis .... may you read the horrors that befall our queen and nation in peace!
“Lord Merriweather likes to have black coffee every morning. He always liked to grumble about such silly stupid things.! Sometimes he looks out the window and lays back in his chair. He gazes outside the window and I can tell he knows I am watching him. It is funny because he knows everything! He knows everything about everything! He is the wisest man in the world. Sometimes we walk about politics. He has such wonderful old fashioned and deeply Conservative ideas.
He smokes his pipe at noon and every day we walk out together across the moorland garden near the castle. He likes to walk with me this way. It is odd because everyone hates him... they think he is evil and bad. To me he is not evil or bad. I see that within those wise and shining eyes, a very good hearted man resides there. I look at him as if he was the lord of the world... and do I believe he is more than that. They way he speaks with such beautiful depth and the warmth of his chocolate brown eyes. His handsome brow furrows when he is angry... when he is concerned.
At tea he likes roast beef and french stroganoff and he also likes fruit cake with earl grey tea for pudding. He is a clumsy fellow. Always forgetting his leather glasses case, and always being so particular about things. He has a diary ... he is so organised. He rides his horse around and everyone thinks he is knight. He was a knight a few years ago when he went to Arabia. He has been everywhere in the world! He has sailed on ships to the pacific ... he has been to the Americas. His hand can steer the ship throughout the whole ocean. But I'm sure that at the end of his travels... at the end of it all, maybe he might remember that I lived here... that he may return to me on this little island. When I first met him... I do not think he liked me at all. I was a bother to him. He was very annoyed with me and my silliness. but now I feel he had found such peace within the grounds of this castle. His embrace was the sunshine that warmed my lonely heart.
as for the press . He doesn't ever listen to gossip. He's not that type of man. They can say what they wish.... but he believes a king should always act mature. As for the queen, I think I am the least mature person alive! I think I shall need him forever! I must go now Francis... i must go to churn some butter!"
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Now ladies and gentlemen you can see what a complete and utter fool we have for a queen. She worships this evil and arrogant wretch. Pray for us on this island... there is no hope left.... the evil king has kidnapped us all... and the queen rather churn butter like a peasant than help in our terrible plight!
