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President announces emergency funding into raising pound levels after further decline

66 Billion Emrysian Dollars to be spent on economic recovery. Social Party calls for new President

By Gwlad Emrys Post
05/15/2023 04:13 pm
Updated: 05/15/2023 04:13 pm

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The President has announced emergency funding into raising the pound's levels after a further crash this week.

He announced a package worth £65,800,000,000 Emrysian Pounds, which at current market levels account to approximately $1.1 Billion Orbis Dollars and is around 32% of the country's GDP.

This move comes after efforts to calm the markets failed over the last few months, with the finance minister reportedly calling th situation "a shambles".

The Social Party has broken its silence over the issue releasing this statement:

"The President has been forced to action after managing over an economic collapse. This has all been done due to sheer incompetency from the President. He should resign immediately and let another President fix his mess"

When asked regarding the news, the Sawhist Party Leader, a supporter of Labour, was extremely tight lipped:

"Look unlike some other parties I'm aware of the fact my words could have a devastating effect on the markets so I'm not going to comment.

Look its as if the Social Party wants to have a further collapse. Let's get over this bridge first"

 

It is unclear whether the Social Party will attempt to trigger a Vote of No Confidence in the Council of  Local Authorities. If so the pound will be expected to drop even further.

 

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