Nation Bulletin

Pokeland deports all Furries back to Furry Empire

Pokeland discovere 'tourist' Furries in the Takawa International Airport , they're forcefully deported back to Furry Empire

By Supreme Leader Ditto Hiroto
08/10/2022 01:35 pm
Updated: 08/10/2022 01:38 pm

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Pokeland discovered masked individuals who were Furries in disguise , instead of killing them , Pokeland deported them back to the Furry Empire and if any other Furry group arrived in Pokeland , they will forcefully kill the Furries.

There was a group of 3 masked individuals at the Takawa International Airport , they were in the Air Pokeland flight 616 , from Taipei to Takawa. Pokeland had detected they had firearms during checkup , when detected , these individuals opened fire , fortunately , no one was killed , the head of security came in from behind and punched them down , making them unconscious.

They woke up a few hours later , removed up their masks and discovered them as furries , they spoke Japanese , while the interrogations were via voicemail :
 

Head of Security : Dare ga anata o koko ni okurimashita ka? (Who sent you here?)
Individual 1 : Shitte oku hitsuyō ga arimasu ka? (Do you need to know?)

(Intense punching) 

Head of Security : Watashitachi o bakada to omowanaide kudasai, anata wa supaidesu! (Don't think us as idiots , you spies!)

Individual 2 : Watashitachiha kankōkyakudesu! (We're tourists!)

Head of Security : Dewa, naze jū o motte ita nodesu ka? (Then why did you carry guns?)

Individual 1 : Ē to, watashitachiha jūki o motte ita koto o shirimasen! (Well , we don't know we had firearms!)

Head of Security : Anata wa happō shimashita! Uso o yame nasai! (You opened fire! Stop lying!)

Individual 3 : Ok! Watashitachiha kokuhaku shimasu! Watashitachiha kegawa no yōna teikoku kara supai to shite koko ni okura re, nise no pasupōto to masuku o watasa remashita! Anata wa sono subete no jōhō o te ni iremashita! (Ok! We confess! We were sent here by the Furry Empire as spies , we were given fake passports and masks! You got all that information!) 

Head of Security : Anata ya hoka no kegawa ga koko ni tōchaku shita baai, anata wa subete Fārīenpaia ni kyōsei sōkan sa remasu. Anata wa sonobade shinde imasu! Maigoninaru!  (You all will be deported back to Furry Empire , if you or any other furry arrives here , you will be dead on the spot! Get lost! 

Because of this , all flights from Taipei , Busan , Singapore , Kuala Lumpur are cancelled for the day without any further notice.