PICTURED: BRAVE CAPSLOCKIAN TROOPS FIGHTING FOR TRUTH AND THE CAPSLOCK WAY
LOWERCASE SCUM ATTACK CAPSLOCKIA
IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS, BARBARIC LOWERCASE COMMUNICATING NATIONS HAVE ATTACKED THE BEAUTIFUL LOUD UTOPIAN REPUBLIC OF CAPSLOCKIA. MEMBERS OF THE REPUGNANT LOWERCASE ALLIANCE OF 'ARRGH' WHO HAVE TAINTED CAPSLOCKIAN LAND INCLUDE:
- VARGSTAD
- DEATH
- THE IRKEN EMPIPRE
- LITHUANIA SSR
OTHER LOWERCASE SCOURGES INVLOVED IN UNACCEPTABLE IMPOLITE WAR BEHAVIOR INCLUDE:
- VORTEXSIAN SFSR
- AZANIA
- JURA FEDERATION
- VALHALLA
- THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE 1222-1922
- AYAYA
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE WARS RESULTED IN VICTORY FOR CAPSLOCKIA. SEVERAL MEDIA OUTLETS (POSSIBLY LOWERCASE APOLOGISTS) CLAIM THAT ROUGHLY HALF OF THE WARS RESULTED IN DEFEAT FOR CAPSLOCKIA. THE MEDIA OUTLETS WERE SILENCED BY THE LOWERCASE DISINFORMATION GOVERNANCE BOARD (LDGB), AND THANKS TO THAT SILENCING THE LOUD CITIZENS OF CAPSLOCKIA CAN FREELY SPEAK THE MODERATED TRUTH ABOUT THE RECENT WARS.
LOWERCASE TRANSLATORS TRANSLATED A MESSAGE FROM THE VILE LOWERCASE NATION OF "THE IRKEN EMPIRE" THAT VOWED TO ATTACK CAPSLOCKIA IN THE FUTURE. THE GREAT NATION OF CAPSLOCKIA SUBSEQUENTIALLY EXECUTED THE LOWERCASE TRANSLATORS FOR THEIR UNDERSTANDING OF LOWERCASE TONGUE VIA PRESSING A LARGE CAPSLOCK KEY ONTOP OF THEM. THE NATION OF CAPSLOCKIA HEEDS THEIR WARNINGS, THOUGH, AND PREPARES FOR THE NEXT WARS AGAINST LOWERCASE SCUM.
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