Nation Bulletin

The Government of The Metropolitan Free Land Temporarily Ban Cherry Sales

The Government of The Metropolitan Free Land has been forced to ban the sale of cherries due to a shortage.

By The President Sebastian II
04/15/2022 10:16 am
Updated: 04/15/2022 10:19 am

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The Government of The Metropolitan Free Land has been forced to ban the sale of cherries due to a shortage of the beloved fruit. This comes after people on Twister (the most popular social media platform) tried to arrange a cherry riot where participants would eat as many cherries as they could before they try to steal a bus. Thankfully, the police could stop these rioters before they could conduct their plans. Many Free Landians are shocked at the actions of these rioters. One subway driver in Free North City said the rioters should, “Just get it together man.” Hopefully, this ban can be lifted by Monday.