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SWARELIA COMPELLS CAPSLOCKIA TO RENAME lowercase heathen city TO LOWERCASEVILLE (05/27/21)

LOUD CELEBRATIONS ERUPT THROUGHOUT CAPSLOCKIA AFTER THE CONTROVIERSIAL CITY'S NAME WAS CHANGED

By REPORTER JOHN GREATCAPS
05/27/2021 11:39 am
Updated: 02/10/2023 11:38 pm

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PICTURED: LOWERCASEVILLE MAYOR, MARK LOWERCASETRAITOR, DOES A RIBBON CUTTING CEREMONY FOR THE NEW CITY NAME

 

CAPSLOCKIANS CELEBRATE!

THE NATION OF SWARELIA SUGGESTED THAT CAPSLOCKIA CHANGE lowercase heathen city'S NAME TO LOWERCASEVILLE. THE SUGGESTION WAS COMPELLING, AND ABSOLUTELY NO BRIBE WAS INVOLVED, FACT CHECKERS DECLARED. 

CAPSLOCKIAN CITIZENS FOR THE PAST SEVERAL DAYS WERE CONCERNED ABOUT THE IMPACT THE CITY'S LOWERCASE NAME HAS ON FRAGILE LOUD CAPSLOCKIAN CHILDREN. TODAY AFTER THIS NAME CHANGE CAPSLOCKIANS WENT OUOT INTO THE STREETS AND HAD DEAFENING YELLING CELEBRATIONS.

 

COINCIDENTALLY AND COMPLETELY UNRELATED, $4 MILLION DOLLARS WERE MYSTERIOUSLY DISICOVERED NEAR A SWARELIAN EMBASSY. THE CAPSLOCKIAN LEADERSHIP WILL BE USING THESE FUNDS TO INCREASE INFRASTRUCTURE SO THAT BEAUTIFUL CAPSLOCKIAN CULTURE CAN MORE EASILY BE SPREAD TO NEIGHBORING COUNTRIES MILITARILY.

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