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Paddy’s Pub

“The worst bar in Philadelphia”

About Us

Welcome to Paddy’s Pub—where the beer is lukewarm and the floor is sticky.

We’re a motley crew of schemers, dreamers, and “entrepreneurs” who traded in bar tabs for war tabs. If you’re looking for spotless professionalism, you’re lost—try the Irish bar down the street. If you want chaotic brilliance, questionable ethics, and eternal bragging rights, pull up a stool and order the special.

Discord mandatory—because yelling across the bar wasn’t scalable.

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The Government

• 🍺 Golden Gods (Leaders)
  Seed + Danny
• 🌙 Nightman + Dayman (Heirs)
  Nev + Rubber
• 📈 The Upcomers (Advisors)
  Amnicore + Kappa
• 👥 The Gang (High Gov)
  • The Warthog (EA) – Paradox
  • Sweet Dee (FA) – Tugger
  • Rat King (IA) – Mar
  • Sheriff of Paddy’s (MA) – JuJi
  • Tech Support (Tech) – Christian
• 🧑‍🍳 The Underlings (Low Gov * denotes heir)
  • Artemis, Da’ Manian (EA) – Jdizzle*
  • The Lawyer, Uncle Jack (FA) – Will King*, Fethos
  • The Waiter, Cricket (IA) – Voidster, Legacy
  • Ben the Soldier, Country Mac (MA) – Basil*, Dracula

Diplomacy

MDoAP

Event Horizon

We will counter any attacks on members and applicants regardless of their apparent activity.

We're more than just a bar; we're a family. A dysfunctional, chaotic, and slightly intoxicated family.