Scrub

The "R*!@#$" “Rage Quitter” '”War Dodger” "Scrub”' ‘‘Tantrum” “Meltdown” Nuking Eclipse Gov for all the valid CB luls 


"yeah it was me who put bounty on your head" - Engineer Carlo said to verify a CB.

"Sphinx of Tsardom of Slavia has publicly commended the nation of Zerg Swarm. Giving you well wishes against the scrub you attacked." - Sphinx weaseled. 

"blud really thinks he is some sort of supervillain attacking me after reading this" -Pascal said while choking on a baguette.

"enjoy your one day of fame because that's all you'll be worth in this game..."- Veins coped.

"There's no way you're actually going to stay active long enough to fire off 256 nukes...30 nukes max I bet....Maybe 40 if we're generous...."- as Goober squirmed in his goon cave.

No one is going to weep for Eclipse gov being nuked. - McLovin