Tali Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 (edited) Introduction:Introducing, the next brand of military technology; The (B)ooxtann (A)ssesment (E)quipment also known as B.A.E. Systems. Invented by a member of tS and a member of InGen. Top of the class military equipment that has won multiple battles for The Syndicate's Security Forces and InGen's Asset Containment Unit. Here are some of the many features of the B.A.E. Systems Intelligence V.I.The Intelligence V.I. Unit is a limited processing unit that will automatically share knowledge between the two corporations to ensure safe guidelines and mutual respect. Any knowledge that can affect the other party will be shared via the Intelligence V.I. Unit.Containment V.I.The Containment V.I will automatically detect when a party is under fire from an offensive organization. When the Containment V.I is activated, both parties are required to meet and develop plans to eliminate the threat. Optional Aggression Containment ProjectorThe Optional Aggression Containment projector allows both parties to plan an aggressive containment issue. However this projector isn't a required to be activated. Joint Shares Policy:Both parties agree to the terms of condition and joint maintenance of the B.A.E systems, however if one party decides to break this legal document, they must fill out the required forms to release their rights to the B.A.E systems and takes up to 72 hours to register in the system.Signatures:Ingen's Board of Directors:Public Affairs Director: Olivier MiraPark Services Director: Mad MaxResearch & Development Director: ApemanChief of Operations: KRuddThe Syndicate:Board of Directors: Jessica Rabbit, Director of AccountingRoy Mustang, Director of Human ResourcesBoony, Director of AcquisitionsPartisan, Director of MarketingSupervisory Committee:Aleccs, Supervisor of AccountingFlame of the Flawed, Supervisor of Human ResourcesZed, Supervisor of AcquisitionsTim Armstrong, Supervisor of MarketingConsultants:ManthraxTsar Nicholas IItl;dr for Strummy, this is a MDoAP treaty Edited November 17, 2015 by Olivier Mira 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 (edited) YASSS BAE! Edited November 17, 2015 by Mad Max 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosodog Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Welcome to Obsidian Order, Syndicate! Also congrats to both of our friends Quote [22:37:51] <&Yosodog> Problem is, everyone is too busy deciding which top gun character they are that no decision has been made BK in a nutshell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 (edited) Yeeeee o/ InGen o/ $yndicate Edited November 17, 2015 by Eumirbago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatnate Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I look forward to the carrier capable pterodactyls. o/ InGen o/ t$ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tali Posted November 17, 2015 Author Share Posted November 17, 2015 Don't do that. He is a strong black woman who dont need no man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 tl;dr for Strummy, this is a MDoAP treaty 10/10 would pretend to read again Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 YASSS BAE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Cover me in pickle juice and call me your slave. Only if you paint me green and spank me like a disobedient avocado. 1 Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Only if you paint me green and spank me like a disobedient avocado. Don't forget to kill seventeen space doges and lick a Martian parasite stuck inside a pear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Don't do that. But you're spreading the BAE-ity of this post for me - thanks. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegoz Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 tS, going for world peace by signing everyone in the game! o/ 5 Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caillou Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 So many MDPs O.o Congrats to both parties nonetheless! Quote [17:17:58] <&Ashland> I will give you hops if you say this phrase: [17:18:13] <&Ashland> "Man, I really wish Rose had allied BoC a couple months ago when we had the chance instead of picking Vanguard." [17:20:16] Man, I really wish Rose had allied BoC a couple months ago when we had the chance instead of picking Vanguard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fistandantilus Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I'm glad to see this!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefontaine Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 So many MDPs O.o Congrats to both parties nonetheless! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valakias Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 O/ better late than never 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegoz Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Inb4 Rose MDP Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroshima Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Somebody start a war now, thanks. 1 Quote “I'm cheap and enjoy butchering” - Manthrax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Johnson Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I love it when two companies work together to develop new technology. The technology ends up far better this way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Inb4 Rose MDP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguar Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 tS treaty whore confirmed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 So many MDPs O.o Congrats to both parties nonetheless! Only natural considering they got attacked back-to-back by two blocs in a short time frame. 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Only natural considering they got attacked back-to-back by two blocs in a short time frame.Come on, Obsidian, complete the trifecta. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Also, I took this as the "Poop System." Anybody else or was it just me? 1 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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