Dwemyrn Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Ugo was an alliance who started up fairly recently. They started out mostly peaceful, which was quick to change. Their leader with the itch trigger finger sent a spy around, looking to find ways to stir up trouble and it ended up a successful stir of trouble and the anal pain of many. The spy from ugo came back after 11 days with news of scary missiles, and the JG was quick to react because America. He is uncle sam captain america boner said he should get involved with these missiles threats, because America and America doesn't like other non Americans have explosives. So with a quick, and foolhardy response he announced a plague of pirates known as arrgh to be eradicated, unfortunately for him, he wasn't and still isn't the greatest war leader, so he called attacks, and was immediately eaten alive by the butt pirates of arrgh. His collapse resulted a huge panic in the Ugo Alliance, which quickly turned into every one freaking and screaming in the street that Ugo was gonna die. Quick to react, the leader with the itchy trigger finger decided to talk peace with someone, who willist ended up stealing from their bank so instead they changed pace to pullout quickly as possible and surrender, because the leaders of Ugo were french, with an American Ego at heart. By call of surrender, Ugo began to collapse, buildings began to burn, the ugly children began to die, as arrgh's butt pirate army quickly and fiercely back flipped from city to city, burning everything in their path. Ugo collapsed and everybody began running back france. The leader with the itchy trigger stayed in the ashes of his once alliance, and shot segaulls and yelling at cancerous children burning, in the street in a batman voice, saying, "where's the cancer, where is" The crazy !@#$ remains in the shadows to this day. 2 Quote -removed by thor- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ataraxis Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 You guys also declared war on us?? But hey we're cool with it. Let it be known that the alliance you guys fled to (NRA) isn't exactly much of an improvement. Quote #6 in P&W Beta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anneal Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Ugo cannot into relevance Move to NRA, become stronk nao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshua Granger Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Sadly our dad did not save us that day, fore he did not know how to do a back flip. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRBOOTY Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 To this there are no words What happened was absurd But Aargh is displaying a lot of prowess And they stand to be a major player if they keep us these successful raids, yes Quote MR BOOTY IN DA HOUSE http://i.imgur.com/R5WWAB1.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphelion Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 I didn't even know you guys existed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshua Granger Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 I didn't even know you guys existed... Well you have now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwemyrn Posted February 24, 2015 Author Share Posted February 24, 2015 I !@#$ on the first date. Quote -removed by thor- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 I actually laughed out loud numerous times reading this. Quote ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [10:47] you used to be the voice of irc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicboyd25 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 I actually laughed out loud numerous times reading this. ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saeton Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 This reads like a poorly written Mad Lib. Quote (TEst lives on but I'm in BK stronk now and too lazy to change the image) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshua Granger Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 it was under my understanding that all mad libs are poorly written, so im going to take that as a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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