Popular Post Critters Posted February 12, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Partisan said: On behalf of Terminal Jest, I confirm this. Fraggle, you want me to show this guy out? 15 Quote The Redneck Caliphate of Forrest's Critters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Fraggle Posted February 12, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 12, 2018 From The Desk of Red Fraggle Chief Negotiator The Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings Friends!! Great progress has been made in the very serious discussions to end this war shortly. Promises have been made and trust is raising between the mighty foes. Respect on both sides has never been higher. I, Red Fraggle, as the best ever Fraggle and world leader/negotiator, will stay true to this path. Many leaders want to see this end in the most perfect of ways. So in this sense......I will be laying down the demands I have received from both sides. I have not ruled on anything yet, but will consider all offers and settle this matter in a very timely manner. From Terminal Jest: 1) A full stoppage of war to include all spy activities. 2) A one time payment to The Best Ever Nation Fraggle Rock for her services in an amount of 38 million dollars and 10,000 aluminum. 3) A formal public apology to Terminal Jest for IQ being piss poor war opponents 4) A monthly fee not to exceed 17 million dollars to Fraggle Rock 5) A one time payment of 2 dollars to settle the war, paid directly to a fund that will divide up the money to all nations involved. 6) Six credits to be placed in a trust fund known as "Friends of Fraggle Fund" (FFF) 7) The promise of never having to do this type of activity again. From IQ Sphere: 1) Nothing. "We want nothing to do with your dumb ass" As these offers will all be considered separately, The Best Ever Nation of Fraggle Rock will ponder them as a group. Progress is being made!! We will have an end to all of this within 48-96 hours. Many Hugs, Red Fraggle 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripper Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 7 minutes ago, Fraggle said: Progress is being made!! We will have an end to all of this within 48-96 hours. Let's say 69. It's close to the average. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Buorhann Posted February 12, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, Ripper said: Let's say 69. It's close to the average. 69 hours to pump that iron? Deal. 11 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dio Brando Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 37 minutes ago, Buorhann said: 69 hours to pump that iron? Deal. @Dr Rush you beautiful man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiki Mod Dr Rush Posted February 12, 2018 Wiki Mod Share Posted February 12, 2018 Tbf, the ones you've seen so far were ideas other people came up with (snake and hippo). Don't worry though, got some more coming. 2 Quote 23:38 Skable that's why we don't want Rose involved, so we can take the m all for ourselves 23:39 [] but Mensa is the cute girl at the school dance and she's only dancing with us right now to get our friend jealous 23:39 [] If Rose comes in and gives Mensa what she wants, she'll just toss us aside and forget we ever existed 23:39 zombie_lanae yeah I do hope we can keep having them all to ourselves 23:40 zombie_lanae I know it's selfish but I want all their love 6:55 PM <+Isolatar> Praise Dio Pubstomper|BNC [20:01:55] Rose wouldn't plan a hit on Mensa because it would be !@#$ing stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critters Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Zeebrus said: I think you shouldn’t. In fact I think you should lock the door with Partisan on the inside, just him and bocephus in a dark room, the only light being that of Bocephus’s glowing green eyes. Terminal Jest wouldn’t even be able to save Partisan then. Not even Buorhann could, he may have the power to eat all the leaders of the Inquisition, but I don’t think even he would have a chance against the mighty bocephus. TL:DR dump marinara sauce on Partisan and feed him to bocephus like spaghetti. This’ll end the war, secure world peace and most importantly add more to the most important PnW statistic - “Player deaths at the hands of bocephus” I don’t know what the problem is, but the answer is Bocephus. 2 Quote The Redneck Caliphate of Forrest's Critters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbas Mehdi Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Fraggle said: From The Desk of Red Fraggle Chief Negotiator The Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings Friends!! Great progress has been made in the very serious discussions to end this war shortly. Promises have been made and trust is raising between the mighty foes. Respect on both sides has never been higher. I, Red Fraggle, as the best ever Fraggle and world leader/negotiator, will stay true to this path. Many leaders want to see this end in the most perfect of ways. So in this sense......I will be laying down the demands I have received from both sides. I have not ruled on anything yet, but will consider all offers and settle this matter in a very timely manner. From Terminal Jest: 1) A full stoppage of war to include all spy activities. 2) A one time payment to The Best Ever Nation Fraggle Rock for her services in an amount of 38 million dollars and 10,000 aluminum. 3) A formal public apology to Terminal Jest for IQ being piss poor war opponents 4) A monthly fee not to exceed 17 million dollars to Fraggle Rock 5) A one time payment of 2 dollars to settle the war, paid directly to a fund that will divide up the money to all nations involved. 6) Six credits to be placed in a trust fund known as "Friends of Fraggle Fund" (FFF) 7) The promise of never having to do this type of activity again. From IQ Sphere: 1) Nothing. "We want nothing to do with your dumb ass" As these offers will all be considered separately, The Best Ever Nation of Fraggle Rock will ponder them as a group. Progress is being made!! We will have an end to all of this within 48-96 hours. Many Hugs, Red Fraggle 4 Quote I am not a member of Guardian p&w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Fraggle Posted February 13, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 13, 2018 From The Desk of Red Fraggle Chief Negotiator The Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings Orbis!! I am back from my fact finding mission. Before my exploration of all the key facts, I was indeed uninformed of all the parties in this war to end all wars. For that, I am not sorry. I feel dumber now, for knowing all this crap. So I'll put down my enlarging glass and lay down my knowledge..... Partisan and crew are bullies. This we can all agree with. While they only seek peace and the honor of a princess, they want to achieve this in a war manner. "IQ" apparently this is a group of alliances. I honestly didn't know. They have sent Mister Taco to speak with me. I have reached out to others, but seeing how none have come forward, I will be deciding all based on conversation from Mister Taco? Is this really how you want this to work out? He's a taco. Oh well. It has come to me attention that Partisan and company are actually winning this war. Like big time. They've looted over a billion and have crushed four times the amount of infra. This was news to me. I honestly thought they were all bluster. No way a handful of idiots can do this amount of damage to an entire bloc of nations, right? Apparently Partisan and his group of monkeys has paired down their demands. 1) Peace 2) Honor of a Princess. They don't want the person, just the honor. Whatever crap that is. 3) Full payment for my services. 4) 2 dollars to be split between all of these dopes. I believe "IQ" can come to this tables and hammer out these details within 21-300 hours. Until then....keep pumping iron. (Side note....that video by Dr.Rush might be the funniest thing ever on Orbis) I don't get the context....but I chuckled. That's high praise for this crowd. Many Hugs, Red Fraggle Buttercup-Today at 7:40 PM I think that's a bad way to look at this. Partisan sent me because apparently you guys refused "white peace" Now let me explain something to you. I don't know what that means Taco-Today at 7:42 PM If you wanna speed up the peace process, help us burn some pixels 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Sounds like Taco wants you to launch some nukes and didn't list who. 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 I think Buorhann should get the 2 dollars so he can buy something nice for Princess Kastor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 I'd buy her a taco. !@#$es love tacos. 3 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenPhoenix Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 *yawn* 1 Quote "You must begin by gaining power over yourself; then another; then a group, an order, a world, a species, a group of species; finally, the galaxy itself." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphim Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 You have the right to remain hypertensive, because receiving an approval from IQ will be like passing a summer bill in winter session at the Parliament. Anything you fortify can be used against you in a court of Orbis. You hab the right to an attorney, who won't win you the peace terms but could open terms of cultural victory for your victorious opponents. Let the unrolling begin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doughnuts Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Ok after reading everything said the only thing i can think of right now is watching a Fraggle eat a messy Taco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 14 minutes ago, MoonShadow said: Ok after reading everything said the only thing i can think of right now is watching a Fraggle eat a messy Taco. That sounds dirty. Get it? Because Fraggles live underground? Huh? Huh? Huh? I'll be here all day. 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiki Mod Dr Rush Posted February 13, 2018 Wiki Mod Share Posted February 13, 2018 42 minutes ago, Buorhann said: That sounds dirty. Get it? Because Fraggles live underground? Huh? Huh? Huh? I'll be here all day. I should roll you myself, cause that was kinda bad. 1 Quote 23:38 Skable that's why we don't want Rose involved, so we can take the m all for ourselves 23:39 [] but Mensa is the cute girl at the school dance and she's only dancing with us right now to get our friend jealous 23:39 [] If Rose comes in and gives Mensa what she wants, she'll just toss us aside and forget we ever existed 23:39 zombie_lanae yeah I do hope we can keep having them all to ourselves 23:40 zombie_lanae I know it's selfish but I want all their love 6:55 PM <+Isolatar> Praise Dio Pubstomper|BNC [20:01:55] Rose wouldn't plan a hit on Mensa because it would be !@#$ing stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Just now, Dr Rush said: I should roll you myself, cause that was kinda bad. Do it. Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 (edited) 17 hours ago, Fraggle said: They have sent Mister Taco to speak with me. I have reached out to others, but seeing how none have come forward, I will be deciding all based on conversation from Mister Taco? Is this really how you want this to work out? He's a taco. Oh well. Mister Taco made it clear he was not an IQ Spokesperson, Just a friendly Taco who wanted to converse with the well-known Muppet and even told her who to speak to Taco-Yesterday at 5:54 PM I am not iq spoksperson, more of a friendly taco Buttercup-Yesterday at 5:55 PM Ok so would speak for "IQ"? Taco-Yesterday at 6:00 PM Roq is iq daddy, but since he is busy you will have to find iq mommy Back to you Fraggle Edited February 13, 2018 by Taco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsecock Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 If you're stalling in order to get some positive PR on your side, you might wanna try getting some positive PR on your side. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 (edited) From The Desk of Fred Fraggle The Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings Orbis. I bring great news to the world!! In a completely unexpected turn of events, the war is ending!! IQ has decided to buy peace. Per the settlement, all parties of this war will stop all hostilities in twelve hours. The terms that can be made public are listed below. It has been a pleasure to work with both sides to end this great war. 1) All parties involved will stop the fighting and shake each other's hands. 2) The secret fee to Fraggle Rock will be paid within 8 hours. If this payment is not made, war will continue. 3) Partisan will not plot against Fraggle Rock for selling him out. Many Hugs and Tons of Kisses Fred Fraggle Edited February 14, 2018 by Fraggle 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, Fraggle said: From The Desk of Fred Fraggle The Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings Orbis. I bring great news to the world!! In a completely unexpected turn of events, the war is ending!! IQ has decided to buy peace. Per the settlement, all parties of this war will stop all hostilities in twelve hours. The terms that can be made public are listed below. It has been a pleasure to work with both sides to end this great war. 1) All parties involved will stop the fighting and shake each other's hands. 2) The secret fee to Fraggle Rock will be paid within 8 hours. If this payment is not made, war will continue. 3) Partisan will not plot against Fraggle Rock for selling him out. Many Hugs and Tons of Kisses Fred Fraggle 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted February 14, 2018 Author Share Posted February 14, 2018 Just now, John Smith said: That's a defeat for you then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Just now, Partisan said: That's a defeat for you then. I'm not in IQ, I used to be in BK but left about a month ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Fraggle Posted February 15, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 15, 2018 From The Desk of Red Fraggle The Nation of Fraggle Rock Stop Orbis Stop!! That previous message came from my brother Fred Fraggle. He locked me in a freezer. He is a traitor to the negotiations. Neither side has agreed to anything. My shameful shameful brother Fred shall be locked up in the Doozer Jail. Disregard the previous message and continue the war folks. Many Hugs Red Fraggle 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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