Popular Post Zed Posted June 8, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted June 8, 2017 Investor Contact:Chaunce Media Contact: Zed SYNDICATE, INC., ANNOUNCES SYNDICARE CHANGES NASSAU, Bahamas, 2017-06-08: SYNDICATE, Inc., (NYSE:SCC) is pleased to announce a pair of changes to its Syndicare programme, under which the Syndicate protects, assists, and mentors smaller and/or younger alliances. Charming Friends, the last member of the Syndicare programme, has been elevated into a fully independent ally. We are pleased that they feel able to make the transition back to the wider sphere of global business and politics. SYNDICATE, Inc., not willing to abandon one of its greatest foreign affairs and economic ventures, has recently accepted Ironborn to its Syndicare portfolio. We look forward to working with them in the future, and seeing their progress and journey as an alliance. Disclaimer: Since it seems to be a popular topic of late, the following announcements are strictly in-character. SYNDICATE, INC., does not promote or condemn any real life out-of-character political views or entertainment preferences. SYNDICATED SYNDICALISM Preamble It seems that every rich and successful conventional business type always has someone in the family who is a bit… alternative. Some time ago, Rich Uncle Pennybags (t$) had a nephew (CF) who was a bit rebellious and free, but needed a place to stay during some hard times. We’ve had to say “DELETE THIS NEPHEW†on Facebook one too many times, so we’re kicking them out of our basement. That said, they are still family, and we do need to keep up appearances with the annoying two workers in the company who want to make a union even though that would be bad for profits… so with that sentiment out of the way Charming Friends and The $yndicate agree to this Mutual Non-Chaining Defence and Optional Aggression Pact. I: Stakeholder Governance Corporations are governed by shareholders. Unions are governed by members. In both the higher persons must always answer to the lower. Charming Friends and The $yndicate, henceforth known as the signatories, agree to settling all disputes internally, sharing information and assistance, and living a charmed life. II: The Protection of the Industry Markets, intellectual property, and talent must be safeguarded. Likewise, unions seek to protect their industries and workers.The signatories agree that should one signatory be attacked, the other is obliged to defend if called upon; treaty chains are exempt from this requirement. III: Revolution and Radical Innovation For corporations, radical shakeups are necessary to innovate and adapt to keep the money flowing. For those on the far left, violent revolution is what they desire to bring changes they want. The signatories agree to reserve the option to join the other in aggressive actions, with no mandatory requirement to join. IV: TerminationBecause sometimes, businesses fail or fringe ideas never make it out of the fringes. The signatories agree that should the treaty be cancelled, a 72 hour notice must be given before the termination of the pact. Signed for Charming Friends Signed for The $yndicateChaunce, Chief Operations OfficerJessica Rabbit, Chief Finance and Security OfficerZed, Chief Strategic Officer === Ironborn - Syndicate Protectorate Likewise, Ironborn has applied to be a member of the Syndicare programme, and they have been accepted. All Ironborn assets will fall under Syndicate protection. About SYNDICATE, Inc. SYNDICATE, Inc., based near Nassau, The Bahamas, is the world's leading gasoline, aluminum and munitions distributor for a wide variety of peacekeeping and humanitarian activities. Wholly-owned SYNDICATE, Inc. subsidiary brands include the Elysian League, which designs, markets and distributes tank and missile materials, and Top Gear 2002, which continues to test the limits and boundaries of speed and motion. This sentence is here because I bet you people think I am lazy and simply copy/paste this statement on my posts. For more information about SYNDICATE, Inc., and its activities, contact Zed, Director of Strategic Planning. 14 Quote In paradisum deducant te Angeli; in tuo adventu suscipiant te martyres, et perducant te in civitatem sanctam Ierusalem.Chorus angelorum te suscipiat, et cüm Lazaro quondam paupere æternam habeas requiem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conner Temple Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 YAY. TS RULES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Charming Friends for life! 2 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quichwe10 Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Congrats to Ironborn and The Syndicate. Welcome to the Easy Mode Coalition Ironborn. We offer a great selection of options to let you stay alive in a mostly intact form and opportunities to grow! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boony Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Long overdue. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 (edited) While I'm very happy for those upgraded/signed, that elephant in the room seems to be getting a bit antsy... Edited June 8, 2017 by Kurdanak 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 (edited) While I'm very happy for those upgraded/signed, that elephant in the room seems to be getting a bit antsy... "Where da cancellations at doe fam?" Edited June 8, 2017 by Jacob Moore 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Congratulations everyone. Ironborn seems to have a lot of potential and everything I have seen about Charming Friends has been weird, confusing, and nice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygon Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Good shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crust Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 <3 daddy <3 2 Quote It's my birthday today, and I'm 33! That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS! *every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divinum Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Yaaaay, Ironborn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 What a charming announcement. <3 1 Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Karl VII Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 (edited) *insert good shitpost here* Edited June 9, 2017 by Karl VII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 (edited) *insert good shitpost here*See: While I'm very happy for those upgraded/signed, that elephant in the room seems to be getting a bit antsy... I only shitpost towards my own side because you all suck at it. Someone has to balance things out around here. Edited June 9, 2017 by Kurdanak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 is the ironborn flag supposed to resemble ovaries and a uterus 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 is the ironborn flag supposed to resemble ovaries and a uterus RIGHT?! Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 is the ironborn flag supposed to resemble ovaries and a uterus That's the born part. The emblem is also made of iron so it could be Ironborn. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critters Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 is the ironborn flag supposed to resemble ovaries and a uterus Sexist!! hdu 1 Quote The Redneck Caliphate of Forrest's Critters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Sexist!! hdu smh Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felkey Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 is the ironborn flag supposed to resemble ovaries and a uterus Every time the Ironborn flag is used..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crust Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Sexist!! hdu Don't have sex with ovaries, it's not gonna be fun. Quote It's my birthday today, and I'm 33! That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS! *every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Every time the Ironborn flag is used..... they should prob get a new flag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 they should prob get a new flag Disagree: uterus flag = best flag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crust Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Yeah katie, you're some kinda misogynist or something? 1 Quote It's my birthday today, and I'm 33! That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS! *every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Yeah katie, you're some kinda misogynist or something? hdu they're appropriating uteri for the purposes of nationalism and the patriarchy and stuff 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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