This sad day has come, fellow Islanders, when the aristocracy have decided to act against our Queen.
Lord Harold of Fort William has communicated with the Gentry who reside on the Western Isles, and it is now confirmed that both sides intend to take action, and prevent anarchy from succeeding...This has not come as a surprise. When The Queen declared that she would renounce her weight of authority over the land and remain "Guardian" ..... she effectively decided that The Isle of Lewis and Harris would no longer be a Absolute Monarchy... and instead turn into an Anarchy.. after a brief speech these changes were implemented...and the Island did not know what to make of it.
yet whilst we are beneath the shadows of uncertainty, The Landed class are plotting to take back power and prevent the descend into anarchy
A Statement was sent to the press by Lord Douglass this morning
"We Will Not fall to the peasants....! We will take back control of the castle... we will stamp reason into her and if she does not listen to that reason.. we will will take over ourselves. I repeat... We will not fall to the peasants"
With these clear and threatening words , the nobles have followed their claim and it is now confirmed that they are collecting troops from leverburgh and will marsh onto Amhuinnsuidhe Castle tonight. We have not heard a single response from The Queen in these threatening times, nor from The Earl of York... who some say has fled back as soon as the order to anarchy came. We do not know what will happen now.. only that the fate of our land is in the hands of these noblemen... or so it seems... unless the Royal company at Amhuinnsuidhe Castle hold its end and defend Our Queens heart.
Here are some harsh statements we have been able to receive
"So she has taken us into Anarchy. what do you expect? She sits in her castle and converses with nature...This woman is nuts!" - Lord McDonald Glencoe.
"In good time, we will have power again.. The Fellow Farmers need not worry. This is just a little hiccup in politics that will be straightened out... Her mother is with our cause and it is said that she has given harsh words to her most unhappy Daughter" - Sir Berry Clifford
"You may ask yourselves is this the work of Him and by "him" I mean the unscrupulous Lord she was going to marry..... well? Where is he?... In a time of mental break down (because this is all our Queen is going through).. he is nowhere to be seen! He did in fact flee the country and is now back in his horrible little kingdom of York. I suppose He has left her! He has relinquished all personal and moral duty to his Queen and fled like a weasel in the night.. Such Great romance indeed!" - Sir Thomas Alfred Burton of Leverburgh.
The statements show the swift turn of the aristocracies favour and how there will be no mercy for the Queens actions if they succeed in taking the castle... What will become her?
Patrick Hibburt. Editor and Journalist
The Celtic Printing Press
Na Clò Ceilteach
Cover image. The Execution of Lady Jane Grey... Will it end like this?
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Well. The escalated quickly.
-General Audon del Villar