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Laws are finally here to give nation Redbull the best crime rate

Laws Of Redbull finally confirmed

By Redbull Police Headquarters
02/12/2022 04:00 pm
Updated: 02/12/2022 04:00 pm

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After months of discussion the laws were voted in court and received a 78% majority vote to go ahead and was officially approved by Relentless and the MPS from house of parliament.

Cannabis: Cannabis possession, distribution, and use is a serious crime in this country, and 100% illegal. Cannabis can only be used for medical reasons, with permission from the government. It is not legal to use Cannabis, but there is no law against possessing small amounts. Recreational Cannabis use is allowed for anyone over the age of 18. 
Mandatory Service: Everyone, upon reaching adulthood, must serve in the nation's military for a set length of time. Everyone, upon reaching adulthood, must serve in the nation's military or do community service for a set length of time. Military and community service is encouraged to everyone upon reaching adulthood, but not mandated. The government is not allowed to force or encourage military or community service to anyone upon reaching adulthood. 
Capital Punishment: No form of capital punishment, including the death penalty, is legal in this country. Capital punishment is illegal, but the death penalty is allowed in heinous crimes. Capital punishment, including the death penalty, is legal in this country. 
Secondary Education: The government is not responsible for helping or aiding college students in any way. The government will offer students some special loans with discounted interest rates. The government will pay for the cost of secondary education, only for the nation's brightest students. The government will ensure that secondary education is free and available to all students. 
Prohibition: The possession, consumption, distribution, and sale of alcohol is legal for adults in this country. The possession, consumption, distribution, and sale of alcohol is illegal for adults in this country. 
Energy: The government supports Oil and Coal as the nation's top energy sources. Pollution is not an issue. The nation strongly supports alternative energy sources, and seeks to mitigate pollution. 
Assisted Suicide: Any and all forms of assisted suicide are illegal in this country. Assisted suicide administered by a doctor is legal in this country. 
Same-!@#$ Marriage: Any two adults have the right to get married, regardless of their !@#$. Marriage in this country is defined as only between a man and a woman. 
Unions: Worker unions are mandated by the government in large businesses. Workers that wish to form a union are protected from losing their jobs. Employers are allowed to fire workers attempting to organize unions. Forming worker unions is illegal in this country. 
Campaign Finance: The government cannot tell someone how they can or can't spend their money. The government can only limit a corporation or union's donation to a campaign. The government can limit corporation, union, and individual donations to campaigns. The government will pay for and provide publicly funded elections, and all private campaign donations are illegal. 
Speech: There is no guarantee to free speech in this country. All citizens are granted the right to free speech by their government. 
Hard Drugs: Recreational use of "hard" drugs is not against the law. The use of "hard" drugs is strictly illegal. 
Spending: Deficit spending is allowed and necessary at some times. The government is not allowed to borrow money, and must always maintain a balanced budget. 
Infant Circumcision: Infant circumcision is illegal, but males can be circumcised by their choice once adults. Parents have the right to circumcise their infant boys, if they so choose. 
Immigration: Any immigration into this country is illegal. The government will accept immigrants, but sets hard quotas on how many can enter the country. The government allows as many immigrants as want to come to the country enter, with no quotas. The government accepts all immigrants, and grants amnesty to illegal immigrants. 
Gun Rights: Citizens are allowed to own and possess any and all weapons. Citizens can own most firearms, but military grade vehicles and explosives are illegal. Citizens are allowed to own only a limited number of rifle firearms, and no handguns. Citizens are not allowed to own any firearms of any kind. 
Religion: The government cannot endorse any specific religion, and there is a clear separation of church and state. The government cannot endorse any religion, but religious practices are allowed in government establishments. The government endorses a specific religion, but does not require citizens to practice it. The government endorses a specific religion, and mandates all citizens practice it. 
Healthcare: The government provides free healthcare services for all citizens. The government provides free healthcare for only low income citizens. The government does not pay for any healthcare, but regulates hospitals and insurance companies. The government does not regulate or interfere with the healthcare industry. 
Polygamist Marriage: Any number of consenting adults have the right to get married together. Marriage can only be between two people. Polygamy is illegal. 
Taxes: There are no income taxes in this country. Revenue is generated through other methods. The only income tax is a flat tax at the same rate for all citizens. A progressive income tax is used, taxing the lower class less than the upper class. The government only taxes the wealthy, and redistributes the income through a universal basic income. 
Torture: The government will not torture any individual, for any reason. Torture is an effective and necessary tool used by the government. 
Abortion: Women always have the choice to have an abortion, at any point during their pregnancy. Women have the right to an abortion during the 1st trimester of their pregnancy. Women are only allowed to have an abortion in situations where the woman's life is at risk, or she was !@#$. Abortion is never legal, regardless of the circumstances. 
Welfare: Any person in poverty is eligible for government welfare programs to provide for their basic needs. Any person in poverty willing to do community service is eligible for government welfare programs. Any person in poverty that can pass a drug test is eligible for government welfare programs. Impoverished persons must rely on the charity of others, as the government will not provide welfare programs.