In way back in time a biscuit company made sandwiches today kids love too much. 2 Chococococlate wafers were put together to make MURICA wait, why is that a line! Was i supposed to say that? Anyways we all know what oreos are so let's goooo.
Whoever decided to dip oreos into milk is one smart cookie. WHAT! THAT'S THE WORST PUN I'VE EVER HEARD! 3 EPISODES IN AND WE'RE ALREADY AT THIS POINT! WE'RE DOOMED FOREVER!!!! Wait, let me continue. They start with “pure” 100% sus sugar. Workers then dump the sugar into a industrial-sized mixer as he prepares to whip the naughty batter. For the wafers he adds 2 types of coco, the movie and the chocococococolate. The combo will have the cookies celebrating the day of the dead in your christian household. A pre mix of salt and “OTHER INGREDIENTS” are mixed with everything else. They then put special oils for the cookie massage. The oil relaxes them and they become a batter. We'll be right back after these ads.
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Ok, someone hacked into the TV but we're back. THe mixer blends everything together, because in case your a idiot, racist, sexist, karen, etc, that's what a mixer does. The batter starts to look like gross stuff, maybe poop in a pOrTaL pOtTy. The then add dry ice to the unhealthy liquid called batter. It's cools it down because they are still getting a massage. They then add “flour” to thicccen it. the dough will come out less crumbly now. When it comes out it looks like poop. They then shovel it to feed it to the fart god. The workers press it into a fmfolding machine and the new poop comes out as circle shaped stuff. The dough then press- you know what! I QUIT!
