Nation Bulletin

2021 PnW Conference For Increasing Emissions

The world should burn.

By Jack Rackham
05/21/2021 12:23 pm
Updated: 05/21/2021 12:34 pm

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This is a official message provided and approved by Pirate Island Times.

Orbis is getting hotter, and more radioactive. Pirate Island Times supports this and believe it should continue upwards exponentially. It is our hope than every nation will participate in this. The 2021 PnW Conference For Increasing Emissions, or CFIE, will be a conference where nations can agree to increase their pollution levels and to launch more nukes. The recent nuclear war was disappointing in comparison to Knightfall or Dial Up. We cannot stop dropping nukes until no more food can be produced and the CFIE is here to make that happen.  

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Posted May 21, 2021 at 5:32 pm
I agree with this completely
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Posted May 21, 2021 at 9:27 pm

this is real funny, too bad it's not gonna happen

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