Federation Embraces Serpentism

!! ALERT !!

This is NOT a test

This broadcast is for immediate release by the Department of Religious Affairs to all broadcast stations within the Federation

EMBRACE SERPEN

Do not fear, citizens

Embrace Serpen

Worship him

FOLLOW THE KING

His Majesty, King Jacob Knox, has decreed that Serpentilism is the new religion of the State, replacing the previous state of secularism

All are required to comply and convert to Serpentilism or be exterminated

Embrace Serpen

Worship him

CAUTIONARY MEASURES

Unlock all doors and windows

Let the follower of Serpen in

Embrace Serpen

Worship him

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TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

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